Pilgrams Party

Attacked by some irate Indians
The Pilgrims had an arrow escape
They felt like it was time to party
Since they ended up in great shape!

Some girls asked, "Can we tan for this?"
What does our religion decree?
The answer was, to just make sure 
It's as Puritan as it can be!

William Brewsters oddly named kids
Love, Wrestling, Patience, and Fear
Danced to new music called Plymouth rock
At the Pilgrim party of the year!

Love was with the one she was with
Wrestling was spoiling for a fight
Fear cried, "What will become of us!"
Patience said, "It'll be alright!"

The Pilgrims pants kept falling down
The subject of gossip and chats
It turned out it wasn't the drinking
But that their buckles were on their hats!

Late that night they were all passed out
Without even taking a shower
Dreaming of the new ship coming in,
The one which was called the Juneflower!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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October 11, 2019 at 1:24 AM
Oh my, Pat, wasn't sure where this was going... lol. I loved the creativity here, but I laughed a little too loudly when I got to the buckle part! You are too much...
Adams Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 9:19 PM
Honestly, I'm not too sure where I'm going myself sometimes!....Yeah, glad they finally figured out the belt buckle deal!........80)
Allison Avatar
October 10, 2019 at 8:20 AM
You had me giggling pat especially knowing those names were real:-) hugs Jan xx
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October 10, 2019 at 4:28 PM
Yeah and so long before the hippies!! Glad you like it!.....pat
Laurie Avatar
October 9, 2019 at 10:19 PM
G'day PAT … by crikey, you'll be struck down by a powerful force if you're not careful. You really know how have a bloke shaking his head and giggling at the same time don't you - Lindsay
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October 10, 2019 at 7:04 AM
If you say so Lindsay, it has to be true!! Thanks for commenting buddy!!....pat
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October 8, 2019 at 9:16 PM
Wow, love the 'Plymoth rock" and the 'Juneflower' - though I don't know how much fun a Puritan party is - do you know they outlawed Christmas!!
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October 9, 2019 at 2:44 PM
Bummer! Guess I'll have to start over for my Christmas poem Idea!...(Just kidding).....Glad you liked it Michelle! Thanks for commenting..........80) ps. William Brewster actually did name some of his kids those names and it has been documented they were pretty heavy drinkers! (Not just the kids)
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