Funny Dream Poems

There once was a man who found sleep
Through enumeration of sheep.
Not those in his head,
But roaming instead,
He’d census the sheep in his keep.
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In the quiet still
in the sable night

dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light

I recall
my youthful days:

no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply...

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Speaking love
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come to grasp my heart,...

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There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven...

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Let's motivate ourselves with our dreams,
In the fields we’ve chosen, following our streams.

Want to become a doctor like me?
Oh, I aim to save lives, that’s...

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The the funny thing about dreams is…
When you stop and look at the person you came to be….
you wonder…have I chosen this dream…or has this...

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What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
would’ve driven any normal person insane.
He saw God with a face to be feared,
yelling, "I already told you, e...

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In Nutty Dreams, a world so grand,
A sweet escape, a nutty land.
Nuts Galore, a vision bright,
An ocean nutty, cool and light.

I long to plunge, with...

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I'm in a dream,
Peeing into a stream,
A snake peeped out,
Some on its snout.
A frog close nearby,
Came out to pry,
It got some too,
From me it withdrew.
I...

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I met you on a Saturday morning 
On a queue to apply for IDs
I have since had my identity 
Not just the card but the...

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It’s funny isn't it how when our children are born as silly as it seems
we have dreams for them well before they ever have a...

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My heart and mind don't align
I yearn for dreams to yield but vegetate
Putting off things for the very next day
My willpower is always at its...

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A mid-sized star cast a hopeful beam
on a spinning orb of green and blue.
How awfully funny we must seem, 
that fussing, fighting beast (me and...

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I check to see all that I need--
Some books and my favorite tweed--
Are all in their place,
My snacks in their case,
Now all I got to...

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Me
And so there I was
in a house, but it wasn't a house
it was a shop, but not any old shop
it was my house and I...

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