Wife Dog Poems

They saw me in the pet store window
They looked friendly enough
I wiggled and waggled and showed them my stuff
Let’s get that puppy! The man said

I...

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Don't let what I say go to your head

But you're quite an animal in bed

He knew his wife had lied

It's what wounded his pride

So he...

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I’m a dog stuck on a lease I’m stuck in this non release stupid thing why won’t let me go free?
Why don’t they care I...

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Nature doesn't give a damn,
she will sign off on a mom dog
ripping open her puppy's belly
sucked up its insides like it was chili topping
on one...

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My Best Friend Canine Valentine

We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...

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May I please take a photo of your dog?
The man nodded
The wife said “that is up to him”
The dog gave him the eye
“perfect!” the photographer...

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Nicky, the neighbor’s dog, drags a road kill home.
A beautiful pelt like those fox shoulder garments women wore in the
      forties.
But the head is crushed beyond...

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I heard about Bruiser before we met
He was my Uncle Henry’s intimidating pet
The rest of the family was fearful, yet…
I was not afraid, for we...

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EMBOLDENED

Limerick

An amorous dog name of Rover
Tried to win a lady dog over.
She agreed to a date
And although she was late,
Our Rover was truly in clover

Haiku

he...

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WTFWT you made, said the husband to his wife 
I've never tasted something that foul, 
I swear, in all my life
 
WTFWT you ate, said...

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(Pema, spring 2019)

It’s All About Grooming

I’ve had my pug now almost 13 years,
and we both adore each other,
but I clearly have the advantage
because I’ve been...

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Quote By Poet "True friends know when to keep their tongues locked up and not to speak."

Can you keep a secret?
If you can,
then you are...

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I can still remember visiting a small musical town,  
a young boy holding his hat and singing his heart out for money.  
His...

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I am sorry but you cannot come the elderly musician said.
He liked the little cairn terrier dog, nicknamed him Friendly Fred.
Friendly Fred kept following over...

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What is the purpose of life?
Can't even keep your wife!
Then there's holding a job.
Are you really that much of a kxxb

Life is surely about family
Why...

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