I don't like anyone, especially you.
Some are still up in the clouds, next to you.
My eyes avert you, down on my knees
Drink till I ache, ditsy-stole
knock on the red door
I don't even like you,
against the wall
I kiss you until our lips are bruised
No-"take a shot"
"Just one more"
Isn't that what you came here for?
I see a face in the window
Stranger in the mirror
it is just a cig
drunk dance on the roof-
with you.
I thought I didn't like you
you're on my
your body sinks around mine:
places it doesn't belong.
I wish I didn't like it.
I wish it wasn't you.
Categories:
ditsy, anger, drink,
Form: Free verse
Ditsy blonde mother of Red Riding Hood
Sent her little girl alone to the wood…
Once upon a present time
That would be a heinous crime,
Mom and grandma for neglect would be sued.
February 25, 2022
Syllables count: 10 and 7
Categories:
ditsy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Poughkeepsie - Limerick
23/04/2018
There was a hot girl from Poughkeepsie
When she was drunk she thought she was tipsy
And she danced up a storm
Though it was humid and warm
And the people all thought she was ditsy
Categories:
ditsy, funny,
Form: Limerick
What’s in a name?
One that causes the mind
To provide a vision of beauty.
No it’s not the name of a rose.
I refer to what I’ve never seen,
To visualize an unknown being
A name that paints a lovely picture
Unlike the names of Greek gods
Like Hercules and Samson
Referring to tall, dark and handsome
I was told about a girl named Bitsy
And my mind saw dainty, delicate and ditsy
But when we actually met and to my regret
She turned out to be much taller than me.
Categories:
ditsy, beauty, imagination, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Perhaps
Rewards
Evade
Ditsy
Idiots
Cause
They
Inadvertently
Voice
Errors
Try
Envelopes
Xchanging
Texts.
I hate it.
Categories:
ditsy, how i feel, technology,
Form: Acrostic
While Judge Bradley Stevens was on a plane to Chicago,
there would be a delightful, but ditsy blonde he got to know.
A new hostess named Joan was on her first flight.
She was awkward and clumsy, and didn’t do her job right.
However, Judge Stevens found Joan quite a delight.
He thought Joan should be the better half of his life,
so Bradley took Joan’s hand and she became his wife.
Despite all the ups and downs, love still prevailed.
By many television watchers, this program was hailed
Based on the 1950‘s television sitcom “I Married Joan“
I thank both the Internet Movie Database and You Tube for information I
obtained to write this poem.
Categories:
ditsy, nostalgia, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
hey there i'm fair no there; yes dear,
ill always care no matter where.
you kick me in my derriere,
but there i'd be i will be there.
hey you see me for who i am,
and where i do desire to be
my heart is huge
my tears they flee
my eyes they see,
but there i remain,
i will be
i will be your ditsy friend,
i will always make amends
a tissue for your issue
a dollar for your holler,
will be there until the end.
see me go here see me go there,
but will always remain the same,
this may seem lame . my heart its strange
too big for wrapping,
keeps overlapping
now ill stop yapping,
but yes i will remain your friend
Categories:
ditsy, friendship, me, heart, heart,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Sometimes you wreck my brain
Twist it, bend it, snap it
You make me go insane
My brain trips, falls, and makes a racket
You make me feel tipsy
I can’t walk, talk, or feel
You make me kind of ditsy
I can’t see, hear, it’s unreal
You make me stumble around
Like I’m drunk, high, or dead
I feel like I’m lost and not found
I feel purple, yellow, and red
You make me fall over
I don’t know whether to plan, finish, or do
I feel like I need to cry on a shoulder
So I hope its your’s I fall onto.
Categories:
ditsy, loveme, me,
Form: Quatrain
Sally saw a living thing in town.
Wanting no frown,
Also allowing for pain,
This thing loathing gain,
Sally slowly lost a plan.
For a ditsy thing known as Stan,
Now losing conviction,
Stan playing with diction,
Sally so tall,
Took Stan’s call,
Sally and Stan not to say, “I do”.
Both go to zoo.
Good thing too,
Both stay a kangaroo.
Categories:
ditsy, animals, confusion, imagination, life
Form: Rhyme
Ditsy moment, wow!
This takes me back a few years
I think I was aged about twelve
It left my father in tears
It was on a summers morning
I was sound asleep in bed
Subconsciously I heard my father shout
And throw something at my head
"Hey James get up,
Your going to be late for school"
I sat up straight in bed
Hurrying not to break the rules
Quickly I got dressed
As I rushed for a bite to eat
It's then that I noticed my father
Crying in his seat
His tears turned to laughter
As he struggles to calmly say
"I'm sorry my son I just couldn't resist
In fact it's really Saturday"
Looking back at that time
Today it's still funny to me
But you really had to see
Me sitting up as stiff as a tree
Categories:
ditsy, childhood, father, funny, sonfather,
Form: Quatrain
Hot and sweaty after mowing the lawn,
Checking out tool for job this weekend,
A combination miter saw was the fiend.
I was getting frustrated doing adjustments.
Working on getting the right bevel aligned.
It would not swivel to a forty-five angle.
Still hot and sweaty, though cooling some,
I knew the adjustment was so simple.
But, no release I could find anywhere.
More frustrated now with a headache,
I searched the internet for directions.
Lost manual but found one on net.
Reading and reading it states so easy.
Returning to saw, turning upside down.
Now so perturbed, about to go crazy.
Now mind you, I have loosened bolts.
Retightened again and again, now nuts,
With the tension knob still so loose,
I touch the side and it slid to left.
Such a silly madness, just an easy touch,
Now a ditsy and crazy carpenter set.
Categories:
ditsy, funny, life, on work
Form: Free verse