Ditsy Poems - Poems about Ditsy

incapasitated indiscretion

...I don't like anyone, especially you.
Some are still up in the clouds, next to you.
My eyes avert you, down on my knees
Drink till I ache, ditsy-stole
knock on the red door
I don't even like you,...

Cautionary Tale

...Ditsy blonde mother of Red Riding Hood 
Sent her little girl alone to the wood…
Once upon a present time 
That would be a heinous crime, 
Mom and grandma for neglect would be sued. 
...

Slipping

...I’m slipping again,
Just like I always do.
I am slipping back into the darkness.

I was sitting in class with groups, but I was nothing, 
I am nothing. 
The girls were laughing and talking abou...

Poughkeepsie

...Poughkeepsie - Limerick

23/04/2018


There was a hot girl from Poughkeepsie 
When she was drunk she thought she was tipsy
And she danced up a storm
Though it was humid and warm
And the peop...

The Name

...What’s in a name? 
One that causes the mind
To provide a vision of beauty. 
No it’s not the name of a rose. 
I refer to what I’ve never seen,
To visualize an unknown being
A name that paints a ...

Have You Ever Had Horn Haiku

...Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku

Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.

I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.

Is agitator
Also manipulator;...

Predictive Text

...Perhaps
Rewards
Evade
Ditsy
Idiots
Cause
They
Inadvertently
Voice
Errors

Try
Envelopes
Xchanging
Texts.




I  hate it....

Joan and the Judge

...
While Judge Bradley Stevens was on a plane to Chicago,
there would be a delightful, but ditsy blonde he got to know.
A new hostess named Joan was on her first flight.
She was awkward and clu...

I Will Always

...hey there i'm fair no there; yes dear,
ill always care no matter where.
you kick me in my derriere,
but there i'd be i will be there.
hey you see me for who i am,
and where i do desire to be
my heart...

You Make Me

...Sometimes you wreck my brain
Twist it, bend it, snap it
You make me go insane
My brain trips, falls, and makes a racket

You make me feel tipsy
I can’t walk, talk, or feel
You make me kind of ...

Good Thing

...Sally saw a living thing in town.
Wanting no frown,
Also allowing for pain,
This thing loathing gain,
Sally slowly lost a plan.
For a ditsy thing known as Stan,
Now losing conviction,
Stan pla...

Word Trouble

...About these ditsy moments - I’m blonde, I have a few,
but there is one real cringer I think I’ll share with you.
Before I do, please promise me though, that you will not laugh
as the tale unfolds,...

Ditsy Moment

...Ditsy moment, wow!
This takes me back a few years
I think I was aged about twelve
It left my father in tears

It was on a summers morning
I was sound asleep in bed
Subconsciously I heard my fa...

My Ditsy Moment

...Hot and sweaty after mowing the lawn,
Checking out tool for job this weekend,
A combination miter saw was the fiend.
I was getting frustrated doing adjustments.
Working on getting the right bevel...

' Beware Broken Vows ... '

...Promises, Are Sacred
So Is A Sworn Oath Or Vow
That Is Why I’m Very Careful
To Just Say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’, Now …                             ( Matt. 5: 37 )

I’ve Learned To Really Think
Before I W...

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