Ditsy Poems - Poems about Ditsy

...I don't like anyone, especially you. Some are still up in the clouds, next to you. My eyes avert you, down on my knees Drink till I ache, ditsy-stole knock on the red door I don't even like you,......

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...Ditsy blonde mother of Red Riding Hood Sent her little girl alone to the wood… Once upon a present time That would be a heinous crime, Mom and grandma for neglect would be sued. ......

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...I’m slipping again, Just like I always do. I am slipping back into the darkness. I was sitting in class with groups, but I was nothing, I am nothing. The girls were laughing and talking abou......

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...Poughkeepsie - Limerick 23/04/2018 There was a hot girl from Poughkeepsie When she was drunk she thought she was tipsy And she danced up a storm Though it was humid and warm And the peop......

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...What’s in a name? One that causes the mind To provide a vision of beauty. No it’s not the name of a rose. I refer to what I’ve never seen, To visualize an unknown being A name that paints a ......

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...Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku Cat is not a pain Over house has a free rein Which is domain. I did discover, To interrupt is corrupt; Always done abrupt. Is agitator Also manipulator;......

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...Perhaps Rewards Evade Ditsy Idiots Cause They Inadvertently Voice Errors Try Envelopes Xchanging Texts. I hate it.......

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... While Judge Bradley Stevens was on a plane to Chicago, there would be a delightful, but ditsy blonde he got to know. A new hostess named Joan was on her first flight. She was awkward and clu......

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...hey there i'm fair no there; yes dear, ill always care no matter where. you kick me in my derriere, but there i'd be i will be there. hey you see me for who i am, and where i do desire to be my heart......

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...Sometimes you wreck my brain Twist it, bend it, snap it You make me go insane My brain trips, falls, and makes a racket You make me feel tipsy I can’t walk, talk, or feel You make me kind of ......

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...Sally saw a living thing in town. Wanting no frown, Also allowing for pain, This thing loathing gain, Sally slowly lost a plan. For a ditsy thing known as Stan, Now losing conviction, Stan pla......

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...About these ditsy moments - I’m blonde, I have a few, but there is one real cringer I think I’ll share with you. Before I do, please promise me though, that you will not laugh as the tale unfolds,......

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...Ditsy moment, wow! This takes me back a few years I think I was aged about twelve It left my father in tears It was on a summers morning I was sound asleep in bed Subconsciously I heard my fa......

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...Hot and sweaty after mowing the lawn, Checking out tool for job this weekend, A combination miter saw was the fiend. I was getting frustrated doing adjustments. Working on getting the right bevel......

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...Promises, Are Sacred So Is A Sworn Oath Or Vow That Is Why I’m Very Careful To Just Say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’, Now … ( Matt. 5: 37 ) I’ve Learned To Really Think Before I W......

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