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HUMOROUS CONTRAST

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        In the Lady Godiva competition
             a nude lady won...
   Others in formal attire were disqualified!...

The high jump would be totally different

...See if there was an Olympic Games for drugs

Would the use of every drug be expected 

All the MJ athletes still at the starting position
in an endless loops of yeah are you alright
72 hours af...

The Prismatic Self

...I say the word and feign a Freudian slip
From between its legs duplicities drip
Often doubling as a quip and tasting chalky, just a bit
History will record the troubling truth
that I never existe...

A Historical Fashion Contrast

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A lady who entered a fashion contest 
for most authentic historical costume 
was disqualified, the judges pointing out
to her disappointment that she lacked 
Lady Godiva’s most famous accesso...

Mr Slim

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He was a born teacher
From birth destined to be
You'd know by his phene.

In capitalist-run schools
He's taught for many years
Earning pennies for labour.

Three years a beneficiary
On sti...

Unreachable Role

...By George P. Lumayag


The cast tried to act his dramatic role in the teaching-learning arc;
He portrayed a character he knew very much
	with a very adjusted tone of his artistic acts.
He loved...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Ring Ding Dong Our favorite Song

...On this and in many occasions
We've seen him proudly display
His titles along side of his
World Championship.
Tonight he enters the ring a
Battered and Bruised man.
Allowing a non contender to
...

Griff The Man

...Unbelievable: since last we meet, something spectacular has transpired.
Ladies and gentlemen we have a new Worlds Heavyweight Champion!
In unbelievable fashion: with no vendettas, just pure Sports ...

A one breath poem

...If the clock is ticking, what will we write,
in as conjure a rhythm, a soft beat,
which resonates with childlike heart’s delight?
To do so fellow souls, is no mere feat.

Save by making mind in ...

The world we live in today

...Tennis star Sinner’s no sinner,
But Phogat is, and no winner,
Sinner’s sans intention,
She should learn a lesson,
Are rules for the First World’s honour?
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