Dimwits Poems - Poems about Dimwits

... Scots golfers do not 'golf' as they say in the U.S.A. invented in Scotland it's as they ought a sport the Scottish play the first tennis player known by name (Louis X) did not 'tenn......

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... Scots golfers do not 'golf' as they say in the U.S.A. invented in Scotland it's as they ought a sport the Scottish play the first tennis player known by name (Louis X) did not 'tenn......

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...Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage No longer a skewed malicious mirage Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage Doom Monger crude offici......

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...Veracious vanity about victories over veils shows vain values corrupted by vicious volatile villains in hopes for votive to vindicate, Grossly gluttons gain grains over gloomy groups of gha......

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... NOTE: Just had to bring ol' Barry T. back. As you may remember, he's deffo not a Poe fan, what with his classic poem The Raven portraying ravendom as nothing but a bunch of dimwits who can only say......

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...“Speak from the heart” What a load of crap Cut straight to the point did this all even matter? From the start, the middle to that bitter-sweet end A strange affair A compilation of half-assed......

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...Was Backbencher Academics Top Ranker Sports Medal Winner Dramas ace Performer Backbencher Teachers pain Not all dimwits and vain Real life, celebrity genes in vein Adept user of Left,......

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...Adjust and move four words for worth/ Aghast at July 4th I’ll power forward north / Away from what’s been uncovered worse than I’ve ever been coerced I devour and nourish as the demeanor looks g......

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...Foolish folly in the house of putrid politics Dirty deeds up their sleeves double-dealing tricks Forgetting the homeless, ignoring the poor Though staying between the lines of the law Oh ! And th......

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...A Plane Flat Earther Reminder This is merely my suggestion I'm not contriving a rebellion ......

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...At the moment the 7th trumpet blows, Ill be ready. May judgement come. We already know the bottom line about me. No surprises, will wrath recognize me? Will my disgust for humanity weigh heavy? The......

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...A lovely young lady lives on the Isle of Man She writes bawdy limericks whenever she can She takes a few hits From jealous dimwits Who can’t write them nearly so well as can Jan....

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...Dimwits say, he said with disdain When cows lay down it’s going to rain And if those cows decide to stand The day will be a lot less bland But if some lay and some are stood? Explain that one if......

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...He was accused as a predator turns out that he was the prey, A mere bystander but accused as a culprit, Locked up in the jail 'till his hair turns into grey. Pleading for justice but it always s......

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...Copycat Chinstrap penguins I see you everywhere, In shopping malls on buses mocking our precious air, Why wear a mask underneath your chin, Then go about in public donning an imbecilic grin, M......

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