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Dimwits Poems - Poems about Dimwits

Society as few know it
...Veracious vanity about victories over veils shows vain values corrupted by vicious volatile villains in hopes for votive to vindicate, Grossly gluttons gain grains over gloomy groups of gha......

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Categories: dimwits, allusion, political, society,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member The Poe
... NOTE: Just had to bring ol' Barry T. back. As you may remember, he's deffo not a Poe fan, what with his classic poem The Raven portraying ravendom as nothing but a bunch of dimwits who can only say......

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Categories: dimwits, humor,
Form: Rhyme



To the End
...“Speak from the heart” What a load of crap Cut straight to the point did this all even matter? From the start, the middle to that bitter-sweet end A strange affair A compilation of half-assed......

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Categories: dimwits, drug, feelings, good night,
Form: Free verse
Backbencher Polymath
...Was Backbencher Academics Top Ranker Sports Medal Winner Dramas ace Performer Backbencher Teachers pain Not all dimwits and vain Real life, celebrity genes in vein Adept user of Left,......

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Categories: dimwits, school,
Form: Free verse
Fourth and Four
...Adjust and move four words for worth/ Aghast at July 4th I’ll power forward north / Away from what’s been uncovered worse than I’ve ever been coerced I devour and nourish as the demeanor looks g......

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Categories: dimwits, angst, anxiety, art, character,
Form: Rhyme



Foolish Folly
...Foolish folly in the house of putrid politics Dirty deeds up their sleeves double-dealing tricks Forgetting the homeless, ignoring the poor Though staying between the lines of the law Oh ! And th......

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Categories: dimwits, hope, people, political, words,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Plane Flat Earther Reminder
...A Plane Flat Earther Reminder This is merely my suggestion I'm not contriving a rebellion ......

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Categories: dimwits, humor, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Everything Else
...At the moment the 7th trumpet blows, Ill be ready. May judgement come. We already know the bottom line about me. No surprises, will wrath recognize me? Will my disgust for humanity weigh heavy? The......

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Categories: dimwits, appreciation, conflict, confusion, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Limerick For Jan
...A lovely young lady lives on the Isle of Man She writes bawdy limericks whenever she can She takes a few hits From jealous dimwits Who can’t write them nearly so well as can Jan....

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Categories: dimwits, humorous, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Weather Retort
...Dimwits say, he said with disdain When cows lay down it’s going to rain And if those cows decide to stand The day will be a lot less bland But if some lay and some are stood? Explain that one if......

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Categories: dimwits, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Innocent Perpetrator
...He was accused as a predator turns out that he was the prey, A mere bystander but accused as a culprit, Locked up in the jail 'till his hair turns into grey. Pleading for justice but it always s......

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Categories: dimwits, betrayal, confusion, innocence, political,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member Unmasking the Masquerade
...Copycat Chinstrap penguins I see you everywhere, In shopping malls on buses mocking our precious air, Why wear a mask underneath your chin, Then go about in public donning an imbecilic grin, M......

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Categories: dimwits, allusion, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Noblesse Oblige
...Painstaking plumes of surest gait To wield diamond steel over fate; With slow pair of wit-guarded lips, As otiose words sway great ships. Invincible flair and exacting knack To stand out from......

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Categories: dimwits, allegory, anxiety, blessing, care,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member Sarcastic Star
...Ok, you humans down there, making wishes on us stars with “Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.” Who the heck do you people think you are? Why are you writing poems all the time......

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Categories: dimwits, star,
Form: Personification
Premium Member The Other Virus
...There are two main problems In this troubled world today One is the pandemic That refuses to go away. The reason why this virus decided to stay Is because the powers that be Are determined to......

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Categories: dimwits, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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