Best Dimwits Poems

Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb

Candidates  with each other contended
Maybe Constitution should be amended
And in certain part of it the way it read
For President can't run if a knucklehead.

Of before you never made any sense
And to everyone was always a nuisance
Then forever our poor...

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Dimwits Poets Contest winner
thank you, thank you, no applauding please
i'll just go back to being my normal 
genius self. jhl...

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Painstaking plumes of surest gait
To wield diamond steel over fate;
With slow pair of wit-guarded lips,
As otiose words sway great ships. 

Invincible flair and exacting knack
To stand out from the frothy pack;
Ochred with all blue-penciled skill,
For nabob’s dimwits do mimic still. 

With the far-scanning aquiline eye
That...

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