Digestives Poems - Poems about Digestives

...The world is full of broken biscuit people Julie got pregnant on a whim She said they used the withdrawal method He withdrew in London while she was still in Manchester It would bring them closer......

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...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten. They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten. Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc......

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...Size Matters By Jan Beaumont © You may have heard size doesn't matter It depends what you're talking about I personally think that it matters a lot Though you may disagree, there's no doubt. ......

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...Brexit Sonnet No.17 ‘Digestives Now Shrinketh’ The Deadly Sins have raised their hornéd heads, Each with elbows sharpened, pushing hard. Lust demands divorce and new found beds, Whilst Gree......

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...Thanksgiving Day ~ pretty weird that it is necessary to have one day allocated during the year to give thanks to the harvest or anything else we might and should be grateful for during ......

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...Part 1 - Unforgiveable Beyond all rhyme and reason Utterly beyond the pale To be denounced in any season A complete and utter FAIL Eleven million watched in awe Some driven to rage and shoc......

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...In my imagination I have 16 nostrils, As you can imagine that’s quite a buildup of green snot, But it doesn’t matter because in my imagination, I have 16 index figures, each one with a little mouth, ......

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