Broken Biscuit People
...The world is full of broken biscuit people
Julie got pregnant on a whim
She said they used the withdrawal method
He withdrew in London while she was still in Manchester
It would bring them closer...
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Categories:
digestives, child, deep, irony,
Form: Free verse
Mcvite Digestives
...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten.
They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten.
Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc...
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Categories:
digestives, food,
Form: Rhyme
Size Matters
...Size Matters
By Jan Beaumont ©
You may have heard size doesn't matter
It depends what you're talking about
I personally think that it matters a lot
Though you may disagree, there's no doubt.
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Categories:
digestives, fun, giggle, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Brexit Sonnet 17 - Digestives Now Shrinketh
...Brexit Sonnet No.17
‘Digestives Now Shrinketh’
The Deadly Sins have raised their hornéd heads,
Each with elbows sharpened, pushing hard.
Lust demands divorce and new found beds,
Whilst Gree...
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Categories:
digestives, political,
Form: Sonnet
Thanksgiving Day
...Thanksgiving Day
~ pretty weird that it is necessary to have one day allocated during the year to give
thanks to the harvest or anything else we might and should be grateful for during
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Categories:
digestives, environment,
Form: Free verse
The Jaffa Cake Controversy
...Part 1 - Unforgiveable
Beyond all rhyme and reason
Utterly beyond the pale
To be denounced in any season
A complete and utter FAIL
Eleven million watched in awe
Some driven to rage and shoc...
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Categories:
digestives, food,
Form: Rhyme
In My Imagination
...In my imagination I have 16 nostrils,
As you can imagine that’s quite a buildup of green snot,
But it doesn’t matter because in my imagination,
I have 16 index figures, each one with a little mouth,
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Categories:
digestives, imagination,
Form: Free verse