Dieter Poems - Poems about Dieter

...My mother counted meatballs As she plunked them in the pot. When I exercise, I count each rep So I know what is what. We’ve been told to count our blessings And, of course, to count the change......

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...I stand back and gaze across my wonderful garden, in bloom. There it lies in the morning sun, with petals glistening from dew. No one realizes the extent of my love for the rose. As a former res......

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...In wooden covered wagons on the out Flanks of town is where you will find the Gypsy encampment. Do you have an inquisitive mind? They have all kinds of entertainment That has to be lucrative fo......

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...Little Dieter, pork pie eater, Had a sow and couldn't feed her, Ground her up with sweet potatoes Eats the pies all night and dayo.......

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...Which is worse either pathetic poetry writer? Or a proprietor who has become a dieter Charging high rent who wants to slowly slip out of sight. Let's see you write a drastic poem about this subj......

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...Ode to an Abby Be raw Be ragged on the edge Edgey if you will Be the salmon in the sushi on the rice Be the carrorts on the crou-tatay' tray Be the open in the bottle waiting still Be the ......

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...I relent! I loathe this diet - To cookies, I succumb! I‘ll try it! As the room got quiet - Then only ate a crumb.......

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