Dieter Poems - Poems about Dieter

... Americans are easy prey for the latest diets of the day. (The food and diet industries are experts at selling fantasies!) Now, with dieting and eating there’s a relationship that compares t......Read the rest...

...My mother counted meatballs As she plunked them in the pot. When I exercise, I count each rep So I know what is what. We’ve been told to count our blessings And, of course, to count the change......Read the rest...

...I stand back and gaze across my wonderful garden, in bloom. There it lies in the morning sun, with petals glistening from dew. No one realizes the extent of my love for the rose. As a former res......Read the rest...

...In wooden covered wagons on the out Flanks of town is where you will find the Gypsy encampment. Do you have an inquisitive mind? They have all kinds of entertainment That has to be lucrative fo......Read the rest...

...Little Dieter, pork pie eater, Had a sow and couldn't feed her, Ground her up with sweet potatoes Eats the pies all night and dayo.......Read the rest...

...Which is worse either pathetic poetry writer? Or a proprietor who has become a dieter Charging high rent who wants to slowly slip out of sight. Let's see you write a drastic poem about this subj......Read the rest...

...Ode to an Abby Be raw Be ragged on the edge Edgey if you will Be the salmon in the sushi on the rice Be the carrorts on the crou-tatay' tray Be the open in the bottle waiting still Be the ......Read the rest...

...I relent! I loathe this diet - To cookies, I succumb! I‘ll try it! As the room got quiet - Then only ate a crumb.......Read the rest...