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Favoritism

He stuck it in,
soft dribbles, then a long kick,
pitch of clits, that dick's a rogue;
7ft 3, such huge pitch couldn't cloak.
And further up, light dance in,
Till the G-spot, boxed eighteen.

His hands up, aiding the ride,
Her thighs, urging the strides.
And when the dickhead hit,
Her whistle moan filled the pitch.

Give her a ballon d'moan...
Favoritism!
22 - 21 = 1; 5 : 55.

P.S. Inspired by a statement on Twitter, "Ballon d'moan"
   © Zu xian.

Seductive Syllables' Creed

eerie aura augmented
felon feature fermented
cremating callous contractions
drooling drips punctured
hoity relief reeled
vying voluptuous acme

tainted tongue trained'n
decking damped trail
fostered feelings feign

porous pulchritude birthed
crisp conception pivoted
mystic smirk aided

syntactic silhouette seeped'n
seductive syllables' creed.
    '20:03:30:19:45

Note: Dedicated to a dickhead I cherish: Oreoluwa.

I Do, I Don'T

I do still love
the father of my child
when he was gentle
his moods were so mild

we had some laughs
we had some fun
I remember the night
we made our son

I do still love
the man I met
who he became
I'd rather forget

we were once happy
he was my sweet Chris
his cuddly strong arms
I do sometimes miss

I don't still love
the disgusting fat dickhead
forcing himself on me
and left me crying in bed

I don't still love
the way he made me feel
for my heart and soul
in which he did steal

Dickhead Fish

Dickhead Fish

Researchers in Vietnam
Recently dropped this little bomb
They have found a whole new species
Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces
The article that I just read
Said *****es were on top their head
So when it’s sex that they’re pursuing
They can’t see just what they’re doing 
Don’t know about you but one thing I dread
Is getting into something way over my head

And the official name they gave it
Is something Latinish
If you’re like me, we’re hoping
It translates “Dickhead Fish”

Dickhead

“Dickhead”

There is a saddened kind of shame
a name that’s cruel and thus demeans, 
elementary obscene
a child can not reach deep enough.

It started when I read above 
my third grade level reading group
and followed to my brownie troop
then fearful fighting, flight to home.

And in defense I’d use my gift
to make up names and write mean songs-
I’d teach the boys to sing along
and charge their chocolate milk money.

With my moustache a poor disguise, 
with puffy, rubbing, teary eyes
I made myself apologize
though only choking squeaks were heard. 

Nicoleslaw Dickhead was my name
a name that’s cruel and thus demeans,
slimy side-dish dung for brains-
a child can not reach deep enough.

No Job Blues

Million dollar college fees
Money I don’t have
Money I never wanted
I wonder how they’re going to get it now

Could have taught myself all these things
For free no less
But that doesn’t afford a degree
Nothing I can put on the resume

Who here’s the most qualified?
The biggest dickhead 
Why?
Because he has the most confidence
Sucks himself off every night

Duh

I’d kill myself but that would f--k my parents
After all they co-signed, right?
I’ll put myself out there as much as I can then
For every penny I’m f--king worth
But I don’t want a goddamn penny
I don’t want a goddamn thing
This degree’s for them, it’s not for me
It’s so I can get out of their f--king house
It’s so I can leave them alone like they so wish and beg
It’s so I’ll never have to come crawling back for money 
It’s so I can eat my own food, live under my own roof
Sleep in my own clothes, die in my own bed

Until then
I’m selling every company something that’s already dead

Think they’re buying?!

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