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Dickhead Poems - Poems about Dickhead


Premium Member Gone Fishin’
...He loved to cast a line and lay crab pots off the rocks down the bay. I would tag along for the ride and hope Tangaroa bless the tide givin’ up its catch of the day So the fish......

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Categories: dickhead, best friend, fishing, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Answer Machine
...Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you. Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels. Paul- Sheryl, I’m leaving you for a Canadian lumberja......

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Categories: dickhead, funny, humor, relationship,
Form: Free verse
Not a Friend Anymore
...You’re not my mate lying to my face just a fake invading space angry when you’re not believed all I want is for you to leave but you must always get your way insulting me the more you s......

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Categories: dickhead, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Favoritism
...He stuck it in, soft dribbles, then a long kick, pitch of clits, that dick's a rogue; 7ft 3, such huge pitch couldn't cloak. And further up, light dance in, Till the G-spot, boxed eighteen. H......

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Categories: dickhead, allegory,
Form: Verse
Seductive Syllables' Creed
...eerie aura augmented felon feature fermented cremating callous contractions drooling drips punctured hoity relief reeled vying voluptuous acme tainted tongue trained'n decking damped trail ......

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Categories: dickhead, hero,
Form: Sonnet
I Do, I Don'T
...I do still love the father of my child when he was gentle his moods were so mild we had some laughs we had some fun I remember the night we made our son I do still love the man I met who he became ......

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Categories: dickhead, hate, me,
Form: Rhyme
Opinions, Anyone
...Why would she make me crawl back to you Always hear how life is bytch But thats cruel Because more people will bruise Batter and choke you Hold you From your breath Kick they foot out whi......

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Categories: dickhead, friendshippeople, people,
Form: Rhyme
Dickhead Fish
...Dickhead Fish Researchers in Vietnam Recently dropped this little bomb They have found a whole new species Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces The article that I just read Said *****es were on ......

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Categories: dickhead, animal, science, sea,
Form: Rhyme
Dickhead
...“Dickhead” There is a saddened kind of shame a name that’s cruel and thus demeans, elementary obscene a child can not reach deep enough. It started when I read above my third grade level ......

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Categories: dickhead, childhood, depression, introspection, on
Form: Free verse
No Job Blues
...Million dollar college fees Money I don’t have Money I never wanted I wonder how they’re going to get it now Could have taught myself all these things For free no less But that doesn’t afford......

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Categories: dickhead, recovery from..., school,
Form: Free verse