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Gone Fishin’

...He loved to cast a line and lay
  crab pots off the rocks down the bay. 
I would tag along for the ride
       and hope Tangaroa bless the tide 
givin’ up its catch of the day 

So the fish...

Categories: dickhead, best friend, fishing, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme

The Answer Machine

...Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you.

Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels.
Paul- Sheryl, I’m leaving you for a Canadian lumberja...

Categories: dickhead, funny, humor, relationship,
Form: Free verse

Not a Friend Anymore

...You’re not my mate 
lying to my face 
just a fake 
invading space 
angry when you’re not believed 
all I want is for you to leave 
but you must always get your way 
insulting me the more you s...

Categories: dickhead, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Favoritism

...He stuck it in,
soft dribbles, then a long kick,
pitch of clits, that dick's a rogue;
7ft 3, such huge pitch couldn't cloak.
And further up, light dance in,
Till the G-spot, boxed eighteen.

H...

Categories: dickhead, allegory,
Form: Verse

Seductive Syllables' Creed

...eerie aura augmented
felon feature fermented
cremating callous contractions
drooling drips punctured
hoity relief reeled
vying voluptuous acme

tainted tongue trained'n
decking damped trail
...

Categories: dickhead, hero,
Form: Sonnet

I Do, I Don'T

...I do still love
the father of my child
when he was gentle
his moods were so mild

we had some laughs
we had some fun
I remember the night
we made our son

I do still love
the man I met
who he became
...

Categories: dickhead, hate, me,
Form: Rhyme

Opinions, Anyone

...Why would she make me crawl 
back to you
Always hear how life is bytch 
But thats cruel
Because more people will 
bruise
Batter and choke you
Hold you
From your breath
Kick they foot out whi...

Categories: dickhead, friendshippeople, people,
Form: Rhyme

Dickhead Fish

...Dickhead Fish

Researchers in Vietnam
Recently dropped this little bomb
They have found a whole new species
Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces
The article that I just read
Said *****es were on ...

Categories: dickhead, animal, science, sea,
Form: Rhyme

Dickhead

...“Dickhead”

There is a saddened kind of shame
a name that’s cruel and thus demeans, 
elementary obscene
a child can not reach deep enough.

It started when I read above 
my third grade level ...

Categories: dickhead, childhood, depression, introspection, on
Form: Free verse

No Job Blues

...Million dollar college fees
Money I don’t have
Money I never wanted
I wonder how they’re going to get it now

Could have taught myself all these things
For free no less
But that doesn’t afford...

Categories: dickhead, recovery from..., school,
Form: Free verse