Dickhead Fish

Dickhead Fish

Researchers in Vietnam
Recently dropped this little bomb
They have found a whole new species
Whose organ’s splayed far from his feces
The article that I just read
Said *****es were on top their head
So when it’s sex that they’re pursuing
They can’t see just what they’re doing 
Don’t know about you but one thing I dread
Is getting into something way over my head

And the official name they gave it
Is something Latinish
If you’re like me, we’re hoping
It translates “Dickhead Fish”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 1/7/2013 5:53:00 PM
Mike, what a good blend of cool facts and a smooth flowing rhyme.
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Date: 1/7/2013 3:24:00 PM
ha! this one is over the top funny! i love your line about getting into something way over your head...i know that i'm going to have something to smile about when i see that you've posted a poem!
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Mike Dailey
Date: 1/9/2013 8:24:00 AM
Hope to see you here again today