Funny Dentist Poems

Cool donkey earned fame as a fine dentist.
For toothache his dinner glum tiger missed.
      His wide open mouth of dread,
...

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Halloween candy
	attacks system with malice~
		orthodontist smiles...

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Echidna was giving me lots of advice
Giving it hard, expertly, and at least thrice 
Encouraging me to go to a dentist now
Warning me as only...

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My great dentist Sir Richard D. McFly
Naughtily asks but I cannot reply.
Open mouth ugh-propped.
Politeness has stopped.
Quizzing away with my lips in a Y.

Written 1-9-2019 ...

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Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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There once was a dentist named Dick
He inflicted pain with a kick
A patient named Fred
Was soon seeing red,
So he jumped down and ran out quick....

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"DENTIST"

I called to make an appointment,
it was for a deep cleaning. 
"Friday at 8AM please," I said. 
"Alright, Friday at 8 it is." 
Friday came...

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I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!

7/18/13...

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the dentist 
discussing my treatment - - 
his bottom plate moves...

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Sitting in the dentist’s office
Waiting for my turn
What will my mouth’s treatment be?
Will it sting?  Will it burn?

I look at books; I turn the...

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White coat, blue mask, optical
eye staring intently at me as I sat,
motionless.
Sterilized instruments of torture gleamed
at me in the pristine tray.
Numbed, knowing I was losing
a...

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The Buddhist monk
Following dental examination
Refused an injection
For his required dental extrication
Instead he chose to
Transcend dental medication...

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tooth ache
                nerves shake
      ...

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In all my seriousness, I feel the need for a little light relief.....................

What makes a person want to drill 
and poke in peoples' mouths? 
To...

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Sitting in the dentists chair,
     I wish I was any where else but here.
     Am I scared...

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