Funny Death Poems
These Funny Death poems are examples of Death poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Death Funny poems written by international poets.
Tied Hearts Go TogetherYour hands
Etched into the rigid grooves
That line the ages of my face
Go cold
As my blood flows still.
Frozen in a watery grave.
It's funny
How two souls...
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Categories:
death, emotions, friend, grief,
Dennis the Menace is Gone
As a very young man, his career went far.
On television, Jay was a popular child star.
Success as "Dennis the Menace" could not be denied.
Dennis was...
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Categories:
celebrity, death, tribute,
Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...
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Categories:
crazy, death, funny, giggle,
LonelinessLONELINESS
The times I shared with you
The laughter we also had
You helped me through with good days
And supported me with the bad.
The winter is setting in...
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Categories:
death of a friend,
MISS YOUHumble and true.
There was a very close friend
A man being and the warmth like the sun
A smile that would make the Moon grin
The man,...
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Categories:
death, angel, bereavement, best friend,
UnrequitedKatie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...
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Categories:
america, bridal shower, death
JIMMYAfter my young wife died tragically, I decided to move away
Memories we made in our house were painful; I couldn’t stay
I’d often remember that phone...
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Categories:
america, boy, death, death
Too Stubborn to DieA desire to die, found myself lazily lie,
Oh—'Without pain,' then why even try?
Hanged dupatta on a fan left running,
It spun, it tore—just threads kept churning.
Asked...
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Categories:
2nd grade, death, funny,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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Categories:
death, flying, funny, humor,
The Deceased PoliticianCold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.
And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...
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Categories:
death, funeral, funny, political,
The Mosquito17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
...
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Categories:
death, care, cheer up, crush,
Twin BrotherWe grew together in the womb, no knowledge of the world just one another
I leaned on you for protection as you looked to me for...
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Categories:
death, family,
Some peopleSome people
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...
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Categories:
death, freedom, humanity, life,
A Quality Actress Has Gone Away
This fine lady was both beautiful any funny.
What a rare combination for an actress to see.
We will always remember her for "Young Frankenstein" and "Tootsie".
Many...
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Categories:
appreciation, death, tribute,
Humorous Laud, Deeply FlawedThe macabre’s amusing at times,
makes for off-beat, hilarious rhymes.
To my wife they’re not funny;
she wants cute little bunnies
and not ones that are strangled by mimes.
She...
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Categories:
death, humor, muse,