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Funny Dark Poems

These Funny Dark poems are examples of Dark poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dark Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member SPRING MADNESS
SPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...

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© NJ Tomcatx  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dark, funny, society, spring,



Sugar-free Red Bull
Algebra sheet limp beneath my elbow,
mocking me in equations I’ll never understand.
I open Google Classroom like a coffin.
The deadlines stack up
in a mound of unmarked...

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Categories: dark, food, math, mental

Premium Member The Midnight Gobbleditch
squake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch

let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...

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Categories: crazy, dark, fun, funny,

Time 2
3/4/25
"Time 2"
Don't be full of it with such a selfish side
It'll be one hell of a ride
I can't tell you where heaven lies
Too many fell...

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Categories: dark, deep, life, poetry,

A Street Clown Named Dennis
has he got 
the balls 
to juggle? 

doesn’t he 
have 
balloons? 

only a knife 
and a photo 
of his mother

not meeting 
their gaze
only walking by,
fixed...

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Categories: dark, celebration, confusion, for him,



Weirdo
In a world of laughter, he stood apart,  
A boy with shadows dancing in his heart.  
With a grin that twisted like a...

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Categories: anti bullying, boy, dark,

Premium Member The Deceased Politician
Cold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.

And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...

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Categories: dark, death, funeral, funny, political,

Premium Member Immolation: Words From the First
Both of me became an alcoholic, at last. 
Time to split into a third.

The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,

Whatever, this was dumb anyway
Always messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet

Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed...

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Categories: anger, angst, dark, depression,

Premium Member Doing Time
Doing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...

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Categories: anxiety, conflict, dark, fate,

Premium Member How May I Help You Today?
Good morning, 
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today? 
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...

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Categories: dark, fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Ninny Nonny Noose
ninny nonny noose
     with a neck inside

stretchy stretchy stretch
     and the witch she died

golly, gallows in a...

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Categories: dark, fear, fun, magic,

Easy to Give Up
4/14/24


I'm not sure exactly around where
But I know she's out there
With or without brown hair
I can't sit and wait like a lounge chair
I have to...

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Categories: dark, deep, life, poetry,

Premium Member SPIKE MILLIGAN
An unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.

When his friend Harry Secombe...

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Categories: dark, death, humor,

Premium Member GRIM REAPER CAN WAIT
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.“   
Quote by Jeff Goldblum.





 

JOHNNY...

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Categories: dark, death, humor,


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