Funny Dark Poems
These Funny Dark poems are examples of Dark poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dark Funny poems written by international poets.
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
Sugar-free Red BullAlgebra sheet limp beneath my elbow,
mocking me in equations I’ll never understand.
I open Google Classroom like a coffin.
The deadlines stack up
in a mound of unmarked...
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dark, food, math, mental
The Midnight Gobbleditchsquake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch
let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...
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crazy, dark, fun, funny,
Time 23/4/25
"Time 2"
Don't be full of it with such a selfish side
It'll be one hell of a ride
I can't tell you where heaven lies
Too many fell...
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dark, deep, life, poetry,
A Street Clown Named Dennishas he got
the balls
to juggle?
doesn’t he
have
balloons?
only a knife
and a photo
of his mother
not meeting
their gaze
only walking by,
fixed...
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dark, celebration, confusion, for him,
WeirdoIn a world of laughter, he stood apart,
A boy with shadows dancing in his heart.
With a grin that twisted like a...
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anti bullying, boy, dark,
The Deceased PoliticianCold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.
And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...
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dark, death, funeral, funny, political,
Immolation: Words From the FirstBoth of me became an alcoholic, at last.
Time to split into a third.
The first was too funny, not focused enough. Fun, but useless, cute...
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abuse, addiction, corruption, dark,
Whatever, this was dumb anywayAlways messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet
Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed...
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anger, angst, dark, depression,
Doing TimeDoing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...
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anxiety, conflict, dark, fate,
How May I Help You Today?Good morning,
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today?
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...
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dark, fun, humorous, silly,
Ninny Nonny Nooseninny nonny noose
with a neck inside
stretchy stretchy stretch
and the witch she died
golly, gallows in a...
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dark, fear, fun, magic,
Easy to Give Up4/14/24
I'm not sure exactly around where
But I know she's out there
With or without brown hair
I can't sit and wait like a lounge chair
I have to...
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dark, deep, life, poetry,
SPIKE MILLIGANAn unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.
When his friend Harry Secombe...
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dark, death, humor,
GRIM REAPER CAN WAIT
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.“
Quote by Jeff Goldblum.
JOHNNY...
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dark, death, humor,