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Cretin Poems - Examples of all types of poems about cretin to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Chicanery Grabbed Lustfully Repeatedly Yup
...Chicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup! While merrily bobbing along the boulevard of broken dreams, which in truth measured no more than a furlong think envisioning myself top banana an......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
cretin,
abuse, age, america, analogy,
Form:
Rhyme
To Beef Or Not To Beef
...I’m a free spirit rising a freethinker dreaming Stoically climbing the surreal limbo bar, But I don’t know why i’m no bright spark for split seconds on fire lighting up the dark Yet w......
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David Kavanagh
Categories:
cretin,
allusion, lonely, poets,
Form:
Blank verse
An Image of the Netherworld Envisioned By a Misanthrope
...An image of the netherworld envisioned by a misanthrope Mein kampf fraught re: emotionally/psychologically challenged impossible mission to cope compared to classmates, I felt like a dope an......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
cretin,
6th grade, adventure, age,
Form:
Free verse
Wrongful Arrest
...She barged through the doors of the bank with her gun And shot the security guard just for fun She fired her gun and yelled “Down on the floor, I’ve shot me one man, I could shoot a few more!” ......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
cretin,
innocence,
Form:
Rhyme
Bark of a Rabid Dog
...A chameleon can change his name many times But it won't free him from the guilt of his crimes He hides behind fake names To play malicious games A gutter snipe who'd dance for nickles and......
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Jenna Logan
Categories:
cretin,
perspective,
Form:
Limerick
Sneakers
...Broke my running shoes, Ruined my day to be honest, Now I gotta go down to the shoe store and listen to some cretin tell me what shoes I should be wearing, As I arrived, a young man approached me ......
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Shiiii Idk
Categories:
cretin,
writing,
Form:
Free verse
Le Cretin Amoureux De Jacques Prevert
...L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé Oh ! Quelle bête! Les......
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Hebert Logerie
Categories:
cretin,
funny love, heartbreak, inspirational
Form:
Rhyme
Lake Lurker
...Sun loud No cloud Pack up Meet up Split, Blue Come too Up hill Splash, chill In lake Dark shape! Swim still? Lost thrill Leg? Fin? Not in! Cretin? Eaten! Float, creek ......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
cretin,
adventure, animal, silly,
Form:
Footle
Bat and Gat: Lake Lurker
...Today was a good day to take A swim with their friends at the lake. It was sunny outside, Not a cloud could be spied, And morning was starting to break. They packed up a thing or two Before t......
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Jeff Kyser
Categories:
cretin,
animal, friendship, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Mad Vlad Gone Bad
...Read the room and wind your scrawny neck in, Mr Putin Mark my words, the West are gonna stick their size ten boot in No-one here has fallen for your good-for-nothing plan So pop your pacifier in a......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
cretin,
war,
Form:
Rhyme
An Image of the Netherworld Envisioned By a Misanthrope
...Deep within the bowels of the Earth (dark visceral centre) immensely distant from the sheltering sky amidst a thick fog enveloped landscape with here and there a projected craggy, derelict chasm......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
cretin,
allegory, crush, death, earth,
Form:
Free verse
Crazy Conversation With a Telephone Operator
...Note TO = telephone operator Self = myself speaking TO: You have just reached Bedlam Associates Incorporations Ltd. Our telephone number is 999999ad infinitu......
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Victor Buhagiar
Categories:
cretin,
technology,
Form:
Free verse
Spirits Unbroken
..."History's more than a collection of facts...it's about people" by poet. Black people were stolen, trodden on and beaten. Classified a cretin like an ape in a zoo, oft whipped and br......
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Emile Pinet
Categories:
cretin,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Verse
Leroy and the Neighbor's Cat
...Once when we lived way up north where it's real cold in winter, We had a dog named Leroy, it's him I now remember. We took him from a real bad home where he was abused and beaten. The man was goin......
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Judy Ball
Categories:
cretin,
pets,
Form:
Rhyme
The Way I Conceive Poetry
...I conceive poetry as possibility of disarming fools, putting health masks on them... To wash the hands of the impure, put a stop to the negativity... Believing more in God and science that Go......
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Alkas Poetry
Categories:
cretin,
allegory, allusion, appreciation, creation,
Form:
Prose Poetry
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