Cretin Poems - Poems about Cretin

...Laura Norder took her gun and strapped it to her thigh The skirt she wore was so damned short she had to strap it high And stood there on the corner where the street lamps dare not tread She waite......

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...On the sport’s field we started to set up To play cricket but the ground was hard And the stumps would not go in. So my mate Used the cricket bat to hammer them home. The game’s master wa......

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...Chicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup! While merrily bobbing along the boulevard of broken dreams, which in truth measured no more than a furlong think envisioning myself top banana an......

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...I’m a free spirit rising a freethinker dreaming Stoically climbing the surreal limbo bar, But I don’t know why i’m no bright spark for split seconds on fire lighting up the dark Yet w......

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...An image of the netherworld envisioned by a misanthrope Mein kampf fraught re: emotionally/psychologically challenged impossible mission to cope compared to classmates, I felt like a dope an......

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...She barged through the doors of the bank with her gun And shot the security guard just for fun She fired her gun and yelled “Down on the floor, I’ve shot me one man, I could shoot a few more!” ......

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...A chameleon can change his name many times But it won't free him from the guilt of his crimes He hides behind fake names To play malicious games A gutter snipe who'd dance for nickles and......

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...Broke my running shoes, Ruined my day to be honest, Now I gotta go down to the shoe store and listen to some cretin tell me what shoes I should be wearing, As I arrived, a young man approached me ......

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...L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé Oh ! Quelle bête! Les......

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...Sun loud No cloud Pack up Meet up Split, Blue Come too Up hill Splash, chill In lake Dark shape! Swim still? Lost thrill Leg? Fin? Not in! Cretin? Eaten! Float, creek ......

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...Today was a good day to take A swim with their friends at the lake. It was sunny outside, Not a cloud could be spied, And morning was starting to break. They packed up a thing or two Before t......

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...Read the room and wind your scrawny neck in, Mr Putin Mark my words, the West are gonna stick their size ten boot in No-one here has fallen for your good-for-nothing plan So pop your pacifier in a......

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...Deep within the bowels of the Earth (dark visceral centre) immensely distant from the sheltering sky amidst a thick fog enveloped landscape with here and there a projected craggy, derelict chasm......

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...Note TO = telephone operator Self = myself speaking TO: You have just reached Bedlam Associates Incorporations Ltd. Our telephone number is 999999ad infinitu......

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..."History's more than a collection of facts...it's about people" by poet. Black people were stolen, trodden on and beaten. Classified a cretin like an ape in a zoo, oft whipped and br......

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