Best Cretin Poems

How sweet it must be,
In your ignorant bliss.
No thought for your mind to chew.
Just stare into space, 
With a look on your face.
Of a cretin without a clue.
Gain insight from above, 
And believe all you’re told.
Intellect you will not accrue.
Just run with the herd, 
Close...

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L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh ! Quelle bête! Les femmes ont toujours raison
Même quand elles ont tort. La gravité défie la raison
Dit-on, d’un air funambulesque et...

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Eerie light from far below!
Eerie fire with an eerie glow!
Eerie clouds, or is it eerie hills.
I feel no warmth, just the chills!
An eerie landing from above?
No! It’s Halloween, my love!
The pumpkin man who is he?
It’s a pumpkin can't you see!
Argh! who’s that knocking
O my gosh...

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I am a Cretin of just a Peasant Sight
Worthless to the Lovers who Kiss under the Moon each Night
The Sights and Sounds of my voice are plainly Dull
So please do not breathe in this dying Martin's last Breath
Suicidal?NO OH NO!! Just a little bit tired...

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