Sneakers

Broke my running shoes, Ruined my day to be honest, Now I gotta go down to the shoe store and listen to some cretin tell me what shoes I should be wearing, As I arrived, a young man approached me and immediately starts dribbling on about the weight of each shoe, "Midsole foams on this Nike now make a plush ride possible without adding much heft to the shoe" he says with excitement in his eyes, "Just give me something that fits my foot and take my money" I think to myself as I nod politely, I ended up leaving with three new pairs of sneakers, Cost me $600