Wife Crazy Poems

Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.  
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...

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The life. The strife. The wailing and the moan.
Whatever you think you’ve done right will always have been done wrong!

You may try to please, you...

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Alcohol whispered lust to me firsthand,
I mistook my wife for a one night stand,
Drunkeness brought me the blame
Beer! Why put me into shame?
Booze then made...

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A quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene. 
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...

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This is a different time, a new season
These days, crimes seem to pay
For a multitude of obvious reasons
As we all know by now, this is...

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Oh fear not!
Honey, let's quickly unite
To explore spark at night.

Screams of fun and cheers
will thrill soft ears
Oh fear not!

You are "Mine"
Light is blocking our sight
Honey,...

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She's Crazy She's beautiful 
She's fire She's ice 
She's passion she'll blame you 
She'll hate you 
She sexuality all by herself 
She will love you...

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Sarangpabo – Korean Love Fool for You

When I first saw you
In my dreams.

You were the most beautiful woman
In the world to me
And still are.

When you...

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On being emotionally bankrupt

Sentient beings distraught
psyche rent asunder
courtesy false accusations
heated words exchanged like gunfire
pox upon the house of Deborah Hunter,
a vicious vindictive 
girlish looking septuagenarian...

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I can't expect to wake up everyday and do something I hate before I'm even part of the rat race. 

How am I expected to...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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You love animals - so now go and sleep with them,
stop moaning about oil, you're lucky we have some,
get off the racial kick, you're in...

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There was a crazy little man,
Who led a crazy little life.
Had no one to call a friend,
And he never took a wife.

Lived in his home...

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It's eight o'clock on a monday morning,
I'm wrestling with a tissue box - it a mystery,
the guys who make these must have macabre humour,
no machine,...

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Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation

With mighty mouse and Hercules height 
tried to retrieve sanity spread loose;
a faded unpleasant memory - even enlisting
decades...

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