Eco-Warriors

You love animals - so now go and sleep with them, stop moaning about oil, you're lucky we have some, get off the racial kick, you're in motherland you dick, put your airbrush away, better it should just be you. I protest about people getting at me, let it wash over you because the most of it is a load of tosh; I store in my armoury for future use you just see, so beware one day I don't shake you from your tree. My wife is gifted with recall - it's frightening really, because she remembers my misdemeanours clearly; we say 'yes' to everything don't we to keep the peace, but sometimes there's agreement, wonders never cease. So the next time you want action, think more carefully, you're not going to get 35% more pay realisticcally.