Funny Cougar Poems
These Funny Cougar poems are examples of Cougar poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cougar Funny poems written by international poets.
Cougar"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...
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cougar, appreciation, beautiful, betrayal, funny,
CougarYou can’t iron something that’s wrinkled
She’s lived ninety years in this skin
She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled
This birthday she ain’t staying in
Her gout...
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cougar, age, birthday, funny love,
Cougar FanThe older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'...
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cougar, confusion, funny, riddle, word
The Cougar With the Green ThumbThere once was a cougar named Rose
who kept the young men on their toes.
Working in her garden
they'd say "beg your pardon
I'll bet you could use...
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cougar, funny, garden, sexy,
Cougar LugarThere once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!...
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cougar, funny,