Cougar Poems - Poems about Cougar

There once was a fella from France He’s widowed - not seeking romance Pursued by a cougar He tried hard to lose her But she still got into his pants!...

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There was a man from France Who was quite a handsome man Pursued by a cougar He tried to lose her But she still got in his pants!...

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You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man said. The panther laughed and leapt straight for his head. You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man repeated. The cat gobbled him up, showing him that he was defeated....

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"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Yes, he thought – her body shaped Just like he’d dreamed in his wildest fantasies, The shape of love, the shape so graceful, Silhouette flowing over the mind, Erasing the doubts he’d had when he chased her – Eager to know the thoughts behind Such...

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animal control in the form of two men were shutting down the beach There was a cougar watching from a giant rock, they wanted people safe Many of the beachcombers ran toward the rock with cell phones Wanting to take a “selfie” with the cougar Did they think there was safety in numbers? If one jumped out of an airplane...

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I Was A Mad Old Racing Cougar In Fullest Flight When the seething sun chased me into the night. I was a mad old racing cougar in fullest flight. I ran across the land, raced toward the moon Into the arms of Indian maiden as she swoon Bright night it was with a jubilant golden moon Her radio playing all my...

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Everyone wants to save my life, Everyone to whom sugar is knife... But shame to all sellers of sugar, Who dread it more than jumping cougar! They tell me my case is different ; Fifty two years on Earth apparent. I begin to fear the Devils rate At which I court all carbohydrates, Like one clearly acting in bad faith, Not well-...

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We were in the upper region of the Artic. It was cold; our breaths were recorded in the atmosphere I was huffing and puffing as I climbed. Shh! Our guide said. I could not help it; I am an asthmatic. Shh! The others said. I was annoyed now. I have asthma, I told them. I cannot help it! Too bad, the guide said,...

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What is it about me that attracts Men so much younger than I am I have no desire to be that sugar mama Am well beyond drama I am the eccentric poetic type Not real flashy with brown eyes I pray that fate is kind that my soul mate inspires divine For a year and two months he professes his love Even though I...

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I am sitting in my Lazy Boy Feeling smug and safe Unaware a fourteen foot panther is out there I hear a ruckus on the porch But the ten pounds of beef I ate for supper Is keeping me firmly in place Until the large cat leaps into my picture window....

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You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled She’s lived ninety years in this skin She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled This birthday she ain’t staying in Her gout and arthritis were giving her grief But tonight she intended to flirt Doc Martens and knickers a long way from brief Fish nets and a very short skirt She went to a bar full...

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I gasp, when you split your tight skirt I’m shocked, your G string’s on display It serves you right you dreadful flirt I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay! He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue Yet has no interest in you Still you tried hard to seduce him Right in front of his partner Jim When you split your tight skirt I’m...

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The 45 year old woman was just that She wore a leopard print outfit Matching shorts and top Figure hugging every curve Every single part was visible Two vigorous 25 year old guys Appeared to like her outfit And liked her in the right way They were both naked With clocks in hand Ready to ruck her ragged The 45 year old was about to get...

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Cougar & Squirrel - A Haiku magical mountain a wild, gentle cougar prowls into the squirrel 11/24/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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LAUGH IT OFF BERNITA THE BOLIVIAN COUGER BERNITA SHUFFLES OVER TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER, WITH GLASSES SLIDING OFF HER NOSE AND EYES PINNED TO THE SALES GIRL LIKE A TAIL ON A DONKEY. " I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS CHEEK POWDER MISSY, IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TART ! I GET CHASED AFTER BY YOUNG...

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