Cougar Poems - Poems about Cougar

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There once was a fella from France
He’s widowed - not seeking romance
Pursued by a cougar
He tried hard to lose her
But she still got into his pants!

Cougar

There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!

But I am the King

You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man said.
The panther laughed and leapt straight for his head.
You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man repeated.
The cat gobbled him up, showing him that he was defeated.

Cougar

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone

Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d dreamed in his wildest fantasies,
The shape of love, the shape so graceful,
Silhouette flowing over the mind,
Erasing the doubts he’d had when he chased her –
Eager to know the thoughts behind
Such

Safety In Mob Mentality

animal control in the form of two men were shutting down the beach
There was a cougar watching from a giant rock, they wanted people safe
Many of the beachcombers ran toward the rock with cell phones
Wanting to take a “selfie” with the cougar
Did they think there was safety in numbers?
If one jumped out of an airplane

I Was a Mad Old Racing Cougar In Fullest Flight

I Was A Mad Old Racing Cougar In Fullest Flight

When the seething sun chased me into the night.
I was a mad old racing cougar in fullest flight.

I ran across the land, raced toward the moon
Into the arms of Indian maiden as she swoon
Bright night it was with a jubilant golden moon
Her radio playing all my

Sugar Mixed Up With Cougar

Everyone wants to save my life,
Everyone to whom sugar is knife...
But shame to all sellers of sugar,
Who dread it more than jumping cougar!
They tell me my case is different ;
Fifty two years on Earth apparent.

I begin to fear the Devils rate 
At which  I court all carbohydrates,
Like one clearly acting in bad faith,
Not well-

You Can Breathe Again

We were in the upper region of the Artic.
It was cold; our breaths were recorded in the atmosphere
I was huffing and puffing as I climbed.
Shh! Our guide said.
I could not help it; I am an asthmatic.
Shh! The others said.
I was annoyed now.
I have asthma, I told them. I cannot help it!
Too bad, the guide said,

Not a Cougar

What is it about me that attracts
Men so much younger than I am
I have no desire to be that sugar mama
Am well beyond drama
I am the eccentric poetic type
Not real flashy with brown eyes
I pray that fate is kind
that my soul mate inspires divine
For a year and two months 
he professes his love
Even though I

Content Until

I am sitting in my Lazy Boy
Feeling smug and safe
Unaware a fourteen foot panther is out there

I hear a ruckus on the porch
But the ten pounds of beef I ate for supper
Is keeping me firmly in place
Until the large cat leaps into my picture window.

Cougar

You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled
She’s lived ninety years in this skin
She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled
This birthday she ain’t staying in

Her gout and arthritis were giving her grief
But tonight she intended to flirt
Doc Martens and knickers a long way from brief
Fish nets and a very short skirt

She went to a bar full

This Cougar Is Challenged Ct

I gasp, when you split your tight skirt
I’m shocked, your G string’s on display
It serves you right you dreadful flirt
I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay!

He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue
Yet has no interest in you
Still you tried hard to seduce him
Right in front of his partner Jim

When you split your tight skirt I’m

Leopard Chick

The 45 year old woman was just that
She wore a leopard print outfit
Matching shorts and top
Figure hugging every curve
Every single part was visible
Two vigorous 25 year old guys
Appeared to like her outfit
And liked her in the right way
They were both naked
With clocks in hand
Ready to ruck her ragged
The 45 year old was about to get

Cougar and Squirrel - a Haiku

Cougar & Squirrel - A Haiku

magical mountain
a wild, gentle cougar prowls
into the squirrel

11/24/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©

Bernita the Bolivian Cougar

LAUGH IT OFF

BERNITA THE BOLIVIAN COUGER

BERNITA SHUFFLES OVER TO THE MAKEUP COUNTER, WITH GLASSES SLIDING OFF HER NOSE AND EYES PINNED TO THE SALES GIRL LIKE A TAIL ON A DONKEY. " I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS CHEEK POWDER MISSY, IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TART ! I  GET CHASED AFTER BY YOUNG

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