Cougar

You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled She’s lived ninety years in this skin She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled This birthday she ain’t staying in Her gout and arthritis were giving her grief But tonight she intended to flirt Doc Martens and knickers a long way from brief Fish nets and a very short skirt She went to a bar full of pushing and shoving And eyed a young guy in the queue She winked and she said if you’re after some loving I’d whip off my bloomers for you 27 November 2020 For: Make Me Laugh With Some Humour contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/20/2020 10:07:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Terry , enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Terry Flood
Date: 12/21/2020 1:28:00 AM

Thanks Eve, glad you enjoyed. Terry

Terry Flood
Date: 12/21/2020 1:24:00 AM

Thanks Eve, glad you enjoyed. Terry

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/20/2020 6:32:00 PM

Terrific, Terry! Blooming hilarious! Congrats on your #1 winner in Tania's contest. Richly deserved. Season's best! ~ Gershon

Terry Flood
Date: 12/21/2020 1:27:00 AM

Thanks, Gershon. aarrrgh! I just had to correct a spellcheck intervention. It changed your name to Gershwin... if that’s happened elsewhere... apologies. Thanks. Terry

Paul Callus

Date: 12/20/2020 1:05:00 AM

Wow...some people never really grow old, do they!!:) Congratulations on your top win. Regards & season's greetings. // paul

Terry Flood
Date: 12/20/2020 1:11:00 AM

Hi Paul. Thanks for the ‘Wow’. All the best for the season to you too. Terry

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/19/2020 6:29:00 PM

Love this one about the hot granny. Congrats, Terry

Terry Flood
Date: 12/20/2020 1:08:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea. Have a great Christmas.

Jan Allison

Date: 12/19/2020 4:33:00 PM

oh what a giggle Terry and how amazing that we both wrote about nonagenarians enjoying life to the full lol:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 12/19/2020 4:40:00 PM

Thanks Jan. What is it they say... Growing old is inevitable: growing up is optional. If I had a mantra, that’d be it. Thanks again, Jan. Terry

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/19/2020 2:37:00 PM

Hi Terry, This is hilarious! Congratulations on your top win. Merry Christmas a Happy New Year:-) Alexis

Terry Flood
Date: 12/19/2020 4:41:00 PM

Thanks Alexis. And all the best to you too. Terry

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/19/2020 9:17:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. "Funny" I would love to see a 4 legged cougar in bloomers walk into that place. Enjoy your win with blessings......................

Terry Flood
Date: 12/19/2020 10:53:00 AM

Thank you Paula. I’m just glad that ‘Bloomers’ crosses the Atlantic in tact. Apologies for coming up two legs short. Terry