Cooties Poems - Poems about Cooties

...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......Read the rest...

...Cooling off in falling months, approaching dusk. Coordinated chill and quilting of snow, brusque. Cooking lots of soup, beating down dough, as the wind whoops on a weeping willow. The sky blue ......Read the rest...

...I smell like pencils in September. After they’ve been brought to that…to the machine hanging on the closet wall where our coats, our boots, our bags, and nonsense lived. You stared me in the eyes......Read the rest...

...Come here kids and listen We're gonna play a game It's just like tag, a little And Covid is it's name The whole wide world is playing It's a simple game to play Everyone has cooties The idea......Read the rest...

...China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million......Read the rest...

...I was shaking and swaying to music of the 60’s, My favorite stuff, When my grandchildren joined in, And this is no guff. I whirled them and twirled them, We stomped on the floor, We got out ......Read the rest...

...When I was a boy I repudiated you Your cooties chased you out the crew The innocence across the playground blew I ran and ran and ran Later I was taught how to communicate to you Your dress ......Read the rest...

...Shelly said that Darlene said that Tina said that you are an ignorant fool. So? Jinny said that Zinna was rolling her eyes at you. Farina said you have cooties. So? Do you want to hear what All......Read the rest...

...A poet once went without shaving About his beard no one was raving They all screamed, “Fecal stuff, from Cooties in the buff!” Went after him with razors waving!......Read the rest...

...5- My first year of kindergarten, Daddy sends me off to the world (Or so he says, but I know I'll be coming home at three) 10- I'm growing older and I got a little bit taller too. I think b......Read the rest...

...A quarter “C” has past Since you opened your eyes to see The cooties and spiders That will haunt you throughout your eternity. Then there was your smile, A smile like no other, A smile that ......Read the rest...

...Life is a playground, the fun never ends. Not a care in the world, just run around with your friends. Doodling on the walls Playing house with your dolls. Chasing boys around with cooties But on......Read the rest...

...Stop watching me with those derisory eyes sweet like bear claw spicy like a bell pepper give me back my barette I'm not letting my hair down' from cooties to copacetic my biggest disease jus l......Read the rest...

...(She's Got Cooties) Bitter every night, she speaks of another man In dialogues, she rips and shreds my brothers sheets Her moves are naught more than an exposed wound Riding dreams with no tho......Read the rest...

...Thinking of girls in my life back then Searching for beauty was no use I'm sure one was from a horror movie She possessed the appeal of a moose! Promised I wouldn't mention names But h......Read the rest...