Cooties Poems - Poems about Cooties

...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school, whereat everyone ran away f......

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...Unitarian Church returnee After a hiatus of countless years plus an additional almost three months since a major makeover, (I experienced the magic wrought courtesy a bonafide big hearted ......

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...A lot has changed since I was eight. My brain gained a bit of weight, Dance went from a hobby to a skill. Grandma went from writing notes to her will. Losing stuff went from teeth to pounds. My ......

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...stones by michael r. burch i. far below me lies a village with its houses hewn from stone and though Everyman who lives there bravely claims he’s not alone, i can tell him, yes u are! for......

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...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......

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...Cooling off in falling months, approaching dusk. Coordinated chill and quilting of snow, brusque. Cooking lots of soup, beating down dough, as the wind whoops on a weeping willow. The sky blue ......

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...Come here kids and listen We're gonna play a game It's just like tag, a little And Covid is it's name The whole wide world is playing It's a simple game to play Everyone has cooties The idea......

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...China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million......

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...I was shaking and swaying to music of the 60’s, My favorite stuff, When my grandchildren joined in, And this is no guff. I whirled them and twirled them, We stomped on the floor, We got out ......

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...When I was a boy I repudiated you Your cooties chased you out the crew The innocence across the playground blew I ran and ran and ran Later I was taught how to communicate to you Your dress ......

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...Shelly said that Darlene said that Tina said that you are an ignorant fool. So? Jinny said that Zinna was rolling her eyes at you. Farina said you have cooties. So? Do you want to hear what All......

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...A poet once went without shaving About his beard no one was raving They all screamed, “Fecal stuff, from Cooties in the buff!” Went after him with razors waving!......

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...5- My first year of kindergarten, Daddy sends me off to the world (Or so he says, but I know I'll be coming home at three) 10- I'm growing older and I got a little bit taller too. I think b......

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...A quarter “C” has past Since you opened your eyes to see The cooties and spiders That will haunt you throughout your eternity. Then there was your smile, A smile like no other, A smile that ......

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...Life is a playground, the fun never ends. Not a care in the world, just run around with your friends. Doodling on the walls Playing house with your dolls. Chasing boys around with cooties But on......

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