Short Cooties Poems

A poet once went without shaving
About his beard no one was raving
They all screamed, “Fecal stuff,
from Cooties in the buff!”
Went after him with razors waving!...

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I wish I could go back to

The time when boys had

Cooties, when I was unable

To write on the lines, the time

When everything was colorful

And right in the world and the

Birds were singing. I wish I could

Go back to childhood....

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A quarter “C” has past
Since you opened your eyes to see
The cooties and spiders
That will haunt you throughout your eternity.
 
Then there was your smile,
A smile like no other,
A smile that continues to give great joy,
To both me and your mother....

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Hop scotch begins our childhood lives, 
Or cooties take control. 
Liking someone is against kids rules. 
Yes, we start out innocent and free.

Soon thereafter we grow up. 
Preparing for the real world. 
I went on the path of faith. 
Really digging deeper into It. 
I confessed my wrongdoings. 
Today I get filled with Him and his…...

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5- My first year of kindergarten,
 Daddy sends me off to the world 
(Or so he says, but I know I'll be coming home at three)

10- I'm growing older and I got a little bit taller too. 
 I think boys have cooties
(Well, don't they?)

15- I'm not quite there yet (but I'm pretty close)
Birthdays are stupid now, because I'm feeling old.
My brother is only nine, and now I'm nearly fifteen....

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Stop watching me with those derisory eyes 
sweet like bear claw
spicy like a bell pepper
give me back my barette
I'm not letting my hair down'
from cooties to copacetic my biggest disease
jus like when u was  freshman
lost your retainer cried all day
give me back my fanny pack
you kept it all those years
crazy grifter lost on the freeway
looking for route 66 in a gay way
why you back jerk off?
scads of luv but to late
here's a sawbuck go call someone who cares!...

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