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Cooker Poems - Poems about Cooker


Premium Member Ode to a Pressure Cooker
In my kitchen, there's a treasure, scrumptious dinner, it helps me prepare. Under pressure it combines flavors, Serves proudly, mouthwatering savors. This wonder made of stainless steel, Shines like a star among my utensils. Rice, beans, soup, or stew, Ready in a flash for the whole crew. Safety valve and rubber gasket, Ensure this helper is not a threat. Though it shrieks like a...

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Categories: cooker, food, joy, thank you,
Form: Ode
Rice Cooker
The birds never consume cooked rice, Is their chef witnessed by your eyes?...

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Categories: cooker, humor,
Form: Epigram



Premium Member Is Slow the Way To Go
Slow Rolling railcars are a better pick, If high-speed travel makes you sick. Slow On The Uptake is confusing, Slow But Sure, safe but unamusing. Slow Markets make a stock broker mad, Slow Release tablets - best to be had! In the Slow Lane, you're just an onlooker. Best “Slow” I know is in my Slow Cooker. ...

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Categories: cooker, food, fun, happiness, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
The Human Pressure Cooker
Living with depression can mean peace is hard to find. It’s like a pressure cooker; building tension over time. The stress and sadness rises, but has nowhere it can go, so you start to feel like one day soon you may just simply blow! Sometimes there are signals when the pressure starts to rise; your heart beats...

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Categories: cooker, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Cooker Under Pressure
Father wants breakfast Groaning to find the settings To high, four minutes, and on Pressure cooker despairing - "Now what? Eggs are hard!"...

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Categories: cooker, father, food, nonsense, rude,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member He Exploded Like a Pressure Cooker
THE IDIOM I MADE UP IS - HE EXPLODED LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER My son has returned to our home He’s mouthy and just loves to moan Now nothing is right We constantly fight He’s like a dog missing its bone! His wife was once such a good looker Her red lips she just loved to pucker After botox and filler She...

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Categories: cooker, body, break up, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bears In the Pressure Cooker
Species fall to extinction every week Of natural selection, scientists speak But habitat destruction is caused by man Who neglects to take an environmental stand Ozone depletes as gas poisons the air And death watch begins for the polar bear Fluffy, white creatures who romp in the snow Thrive in temperatures of fifty below Earth’s Arctic playground is disappearing Glaciers and tundra are quickly...

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Categories: cooker, animals, nature
Form: Rhyme

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