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THE IDIOM I MADE UP IS - HE EXPLODED LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER My son has returned to our home He’s mouthy and just loves to moan Now nothing is right We constantly fight He’s like a dog missing its bone! His wife was once such a good looker Her red lips she just loved to pucker After botox and filler She looked like a gorilla ... He exploded like a pressure cooker! The tension between us is rife I’m his mum and not his ex wife But his reaction is mean Shouting, letting off steam She left him because of this strife! Create an idiom contest Sponsored by Jesse Day TOTAL FICTION WRITE! 07~28~16

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Stephen Pennell

Date: 8/4/2016 7:16:00 AM

chuck him out , lol

Jan Allison
Date: 9/11/2016 2:26:00 PM

LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Jesse Day

Date: 8/3/2016 8:33:00 AM

I found your work well written and I enjoyed it for the comedic effect. The idiom is creative and fit the theme of the poem very well. The contest was highly competitive which left out about 10 poems which were worthy of placement – including this one. Thanks for entering the contest and I will check out some more of your creative work!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2016 2:50:00 PM

Thanks for taking the time to comment Jesse it is very much appreciated - I may not have placed in the contest but it inspired me to write 3 poems so with the inspiration from your contest I am still a winner with 3 poems rather than one:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/3/2016 2:09:00 AM

Three limericks abounding in humour, Jan:) This ought to do well! It's good having another fictitious son to write about:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2016 6:56:00 AM

Thankfully its total fiction lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 8/1/2016 5:34:00 PM

Laughing at your Limericks. Another great entry Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2016 5:47:00 PM

This one is for the contest Jean - from having no idea I ended up writing 3 poems in the end:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/31/2016 3:38:00 PM

LOL poor guy!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2016 3:41:00 PM

I was monkeying around with this one - must be because i saw the silvery gibbons last week lol:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings

Date: 7/30/2016 8:26:00 PM

Would you believe I find your write funny, your idiom clever and your poem full of potential? I do, do, do! Check out my idiom (at least the idiom itself - sort of stands out in title list), I think you'll be happy with me ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2016 5:04:00 AM

I read you poem yesterday and am still laughing *@#*% lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 7/30/2016 7:56:00 PM

Very funny, Jan. Best wishes for the 'idiom' contest. Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2016 5:02:00 AM

Thanks so much Sandra:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 7/30/2016 4:41:00 PM

Jeez, I thought it was her lips that exploded from the picture! Anyway, I couldn't decide whether to spell the name as Hilarious which is the adjective. I might have used Hillarious to make it more like a noun/name, but you have to decide for yourself. It's all good my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2016 5:01:00 AM

I used Hillary because of the syllable count for the limerick - have posted it now and credited you with the name:-) thanks again:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/30/2016 2:20:00 PM

lol, glad to see it's not for real : )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2016 3:21:00 PM

LOL I'm glad too - can you imagine having a trout pout like that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/30/2016 9:58:00 AM

Hahaha..., this is wonderful :-)we always seem to be the whipping bag :-) good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2016 3:21:00 PM

Am just glad its fiction for me Eve lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/29/2016 10:59:00 PM

Hello Jan... I enjoyed your limerick....hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2016 6:55:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 7/29/2016 2:53:00 PM

I guess this one goes into your book of humour. Fantastic. A Fav!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 2:56:00 PM

I think I may put it in ... I wanted to rhyme looker with hooker lol maybe that's for another poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

Date: 7/29/2016 9:58:00 AM

Ha, Ha great one Jan, Love it so much... Young and Restless SKAT

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 11:57:00 AM

Thanks my dear:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 7/29/2016 1:24:00 AM

Nice limerick, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 3:54:00 AM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/28/2016 8:13:00 PM

great total fiction, my friend. I like the sloth one better though!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/29/2016 3:57:00 AM

LOL Oh heck don't say that I will mither over which one to post - I will stick with this... I did rhyme looker with hooker and then thought I better not go down that line ha ha ha :-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/28/2016 5:38:00 PM

What a hoot, Jan! I love it. Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 5:41:00 PM

Thanks Janice - not sure what Jesse will make of it but I take my chance with a humourous write:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/28/2016 4:37:00 PM

Lol....some really good ones Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 4:45:00 PM

Thanks Tim:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/28/2016 3:14:00 PM

Although I've never had the courage to try a limerick; I love this one. Wonderfully funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 3:15:00 PM

Thanks ML - long time no see hope you are well - if you ever want to give one a try I will try and help you as much as I can:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/28/2016 10:56:00 AM

Excellent Jan! I am glad to know this is fiction. Kind of reminds me of my son. His wife knows how to difuse him thank goodness. I hope this does great in the contest.7 ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 11:09:00 AM

Thanks Connie - I wasn't going to enter as I couldn't think of an original idiom - now I have another idea to work on too just for fun:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/28/2016 10:24:00 AM

Hi Jan, Lol! The title and the picture alone had me laughing out loud. By the time I finished reading tears followed. As always this was a hilarious limerick.It should do well in the contest. Good luck in the contest. A Big seven:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 11:07:00 AM

I wasn't going to enter as I was struggling to find something original - I have another theme to work on too just for fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/28/2016 10:07:00 AM

You are great at these limericks Jan. They are always so funny. Good luck in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 10:13:00 AM

Thanks Daniel - I was at a loss what to write - then this came to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ronald Kent

Date: 7/28/2016 9:39:00 AM

The pic was funny, thanks for the laugh and thank god it's fiction.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2016 9:40:00 AM

Thanks Ronald - looking at the web there are some horror pictures after plastic surgery:-( hugs Jan xx