Coochie Poems

Paris la nuit

...The Eiffel Tower stabbed at a midnight
as blue as an old Muddy Waters track.
From a distance, its lace-iron skeleton
looked like a slick and oily spider-web
crowned with a glittering neon diamond...

The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition

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I: THE UK

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghe...

Mockingbird

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                            Mocking Bird  

  Mocking Bird Mocking bird can't fly, 
  Mocking bird can't sing, 
  Mocking Bird is unable to walk.
  She's not allowed to do anything. 
  Cold n...

Bluesy Affair

...Sweet Little Angel 
Ain't That Loving You, Baby? 
Hoochie Coochie Man 
3 O'Clock In The Morning 
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The Girl From Coochie Road

...Note: Coochie Road is a real place.

                  "The Girl From Coochie Road"

     Under a Void Moon, dying in a midnight sky,
     Rain falls like burning snow.
     Her burning tears f...

Eaten By Ants - Part 2

...luckily for our ambiguous plot structure
and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel
the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails
and fortune directed that the box be opened
gingerly grip...

The One

...Crisp cool night I got high and watched the stars twinkle. A moment of time a lost wrinkle.
Cooler than a popsicle not possible,
I’m splashing the water, my daughters the ripple.
Life is complex s...

Will You Be My Quarantine

...What’s all this
Nonsense
Inch tapes out
Everyone measuring distance
They call it
‘Social distancing’
Never heard
Of any such thing
After all
Man is gregarious 
He, she and us
Add to it
Th...

Let Me Tell You Exactly What I'M Thinkin

...Look at this face
I am so angry
gonna throw my dummy out my pram!

You point that thing in my face
its bright lights flash in my eyes
‘watch the birdie’
but I’m not daft ...
we do...

Self As Hallucination

...their councils priced themselves 
straight out of the mystery market
elevation via will power gone idiotic
still overrated by all the cackling heads
of all the universities
deluded that they cou...

Hurt People Hurt People

...Flirt with Whitney
Flirt with fear 
Life is good
But I rather be anywhere but here
Body aches from pushing out tears
Driving on the road of life
Eyes is watery
So I can't steer 
And I'm getti...

Mrs Cuntley

...Mrs. Cuntley, 
a widow is my landlady.
Chubby and kinda motherly 
she cooks for me. 

We drink on the weekends, 
and the hot stuff begins.
In a see-through gown 
she comes into my room and go...

Ignorance of Innocence

...Hooked through the heart by a homicidal honey
Stung like a bee from a mind full of menace
A dangerous diamond in the midst of dust devils
In the middle of a minefield she calls me to come
Risking...

Greed

...Greed is a gambler...dropping the dice...high anxiety rambler
Roller coaster ride...eyes and ears set to extreme
Back and forth up and down...black, blue, and blurred in a blink in the breeze
Joke...

Love and Loss

...I can still remember the last time I saw you,
A glimpse I throw before you leave the door.
It was a rainy afternoon,
Wind blew so hard,I asked you not to leave.
But I have no strength to make you...

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