Constipated Poems - Poems about Constipated

I ate; I ache; Now I smell up the air; passing those flatulent gassy breeze; Inhaling warm air, burping a bleach; Constipated, concentrated dreams; Reality pinching me at the seems; Evacuated; Re-leaved myself; Now I deposited wasted products; Inhaling warm air, burping a bleach; Biodegradable stents; Reality pinching me at the seems; Constipated, concentrated dreams; Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018 © 11/15/18...

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Every now and then,the words once easy flowing hold back from revealing what I'm knowing and lost I am to where this poem was going.. Building in significance the words are lost to all innocence release is a failure of intended diligence and I'm trapped in my losing indifference. Perhaps a laxative would work as a stimulus, release...

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An in-patient named Mustapha Dump Said his faeces were wedged in a lump His diet must improve So the blockage can move Or his treatment’s a huge suction pump! 08-29-17...

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call me politically constipated cause I couldn’t give a ****, I just stick with the positive and steer straight clear of it. I’m a conspiracy theorist with a mental condition, it’s called critical thinking and I actually listen. listen to understand not listen to answer, because debating to argue is conversational cancer. speak what you mean, what you...

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turning down the volume that is what i am thinking as i am blinking grabbing the last bottle of cream soda that is my mental escape from a wrath i cannot comprehend imagining you naked and ready to go down that is the way i uplift myself while you are bringing me down the grenade in my brain is on...

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there was a kidder who sat on a *hitter he pushed long and hard for he was no quitter but nothing came out he left with a pout that gritty old kidder was named Tex Ritter...

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One day he was happy and things were going smooth. But then he died because his bowels wouldn't move. He tried different laxatives but he couldn't use the bathroom. He got so backed up that this poor man's life was doomed. People told him to go to the hospital but sadly he refused. He would've listened if he'd known that...

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