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An in-patient named Mustapha Dump Said his faeces were wedged in a lump His diet must improve So the blockage can move Or his treatment’s a huge suction pump! 08-29-17

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Kevin Shaw

Date: 9/5/2017 4:46:00 PM

Another good one, Jan, poor Mustapha, Regards, Kevin xx

Pipping Stars

Date: 9/2/2017 9:56:00 AM

hey gave birth to one of my aunts ... hmm ...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2017 2:42:00 PM

thanks for dropping by Timothy:-)hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 9/1/2017 6:20:00 PM

Wow, I just saw this. Not sure how I missed it. Very funny, especially with the name. There seems to be a rise of morbidly in sync poets!! Great cartoon, too!! I really don't like the sounds of that pump!....80)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2017 6:41:00 PM

I got the name in my head and built the silly poem around it:-) hugs jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 9/1/2017 5:08:00 PM

Or the worst fate Piles Of pain and strain

Christopher Flaherty
Date: 9/1/2017 5:32:00 PM

A fate worse or only equaled by tooth pain. Nasty

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2017 5:17:00 PM

lol looking at the pic i think he has piles of piles lol:-) hugs jan xx

Klio Tsitsikroni

Date: 8/31/2017 8:55:00 AM

hahaha, Awesome. I enjoyed this one.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/31/2017 10:52:00 AM

Glad i made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/30/2017 4:54:00 PM

Another gem from Jan! This one is perfect, simple, to the point! Now why can't I think up a limerick like that? You ought to submit it to a limerick cite on the Internet. They don't pay but you'll have many people laughing. Bravo! / Thanks for reading my take on another spider/ M

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2017 5:13:00 PM

If would love for it to be read by a wider audience Maurice - if you have any ideas of suitable sites please let me know:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/30/2017 8:35:00 AM

GOTD!!! Mustapha must have despised//his bowels so darn paralyzed//He shouted bad words//when his tight turds//refused to say their goodbyes.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2017 8:54:00 AM

ha ha ha you should post that one John:-) I've not done a poop poem for a few days and the name Mustapha Dump cried out for a limerick lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 8/30/2017 2:12:00 AM

Brilliant, Mustapha a dump this is so funny, can't stop laughing, love it Jan. :))))

Jan Allison
Date: 8/30/2017 2:17:00 AM

Glad it made you smile Roy I got this silly name in my head and it screamed out for a poop poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 8/29/2017 1:52:00 PM

Poor fellow! I think he's been eating too many prickly pears...overdoing it can bring about such undesirable results! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 5:14:00 PM

lol Paul I only tried a drink with prickly pears in when we visited last time and it didn't do anything for me at all in any way lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tahira Parveen

Date: 8/29/2017 11:59:00 AM

I was trying not to laugh but lol, great write Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 12:34:00 PM

Thanks tahira I got this silly name in my head and it cried out for a poop poem lol. Glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/29/2017 11:47:00 AM

HA HA! Oh this is Russell's wife typing in for Russell. He wanted me to stop by and read read to him your poem. He commented, "Oh Jan, you are one hilarious gal. I really loved hearing this poem read to me, in fact I had her read it to me twice it was so funny. I truly loved this incredibly wondrous piece, great work. Thank you for the well wishes Jan. And thank you for the blog, that means a lot. Emma has read all the entries and they all mean a lot. I'm doing better, but till in a lot of pain"

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 11:53:00 AM

So lovely to see your wife is keeping you upto date with my poop on soup lol. I've written a few more serious poems recently and I got the name 'mustapha dump' in my head and of course the poop poem flowed.. well it did and it didn't lol. It may not be to everyone's taste but it has raised a few giggles:-) hope the pain relief can be sorted, the main thing is you are on the road to recovery:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 8/29/2017 10:16:00 AM

Haha...oh great Jan....excuse me I'll be back in a flush...oops meant flash : )

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:44:00 AM

Think it's my turn for POTD lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:34:00 AM

Lol Tim... yesterday I went to the loo at one of the steam railway stations... the facilities had been updated recently and there was a sticker at the back of the loo which read 'leak tested' it really made me laugh out loud:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/29/2017 8:50:00 AM

OMG, glad somebody has the ability to put this in words, funny, agree with the coffee comment! good one

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:43:00 AM

When you get the name mustapha dump in your head what else could flow but a poop poem I am glad my pen doesn't have constipation lol I would have to start drinking coffee and I am not a fan:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/29/2017 8:15:00 AM

I like Dale's comment! LOL! Definitely not lovely, nor romantic. An image yes...LOL! Good job...hopefully he will do a good job as well ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:46:00 AM

I've written a few serious poems lately and this one was busting a gut to be written lol:-) hugs Jan

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 8/29/2017 7:59:00 AM

Lol! Oh lady, you make me want to muster the courage to write my own! More memorable that the pain of bouncing off two cars is the agony of the constipation from the meds...and the story of the nurse with the suppository... ;) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:48:00 AM

I am sure you would come up with a cracking limerick on that theme Maureen... and you are right about medication you take it for one thing and then end up with that as a side effect:-( hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/29/2017 7:51:00 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:31:00 AM

When you get the name mustapha dump in your head it HAS to be a poop poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 8/29/2017 8:16:00 AM

LOL, Dale! Kim

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/29/2017 7:37:00 AM

- Chris is right, Jan ... drink coffee in the morning ... - a huge suction pump ... can suck out more than you imagine :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 10:30:00 AM

Lol Anne-lise I was debating about using vacuum pump but I thought suction was better... hope I never need colonic irrigation lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 8/29/2017 7:09:00 AM

Maybe he should try some hot coffee, that seems to work more than not. : ) Funny Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/29/2017 7:11:00 AM

Cheers Chris... does drinking coffee help ... I am a tea person myself lol:-) I just got the name 'Mustapha dump' in my head and had to write a poopy poem around it:-) Glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx