The Constipated Texan

there was a kidder who sat on a *hitter
he pushed long and hard for he was no quitter
but nothing came out
he left with a pout
that gritty old kidder was named Tex Ritter
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Hunter Avatar
February 26, 2014 at 1:24 PM
Okay, I was looking through some of your haikus and this caught my eye....ha..mercy, that's funny.
Lamoureux Avatar
August 29, 2013 at 7:11 PM
This one made me smile. I like your sense of humor.
Macfarlane Avatar
August 28, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Lol....good one Debbie! Hugs
Ellison Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 8:06 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! Loved it and the name Tex Ritter brought back some great memories Miss Guzzi! More like that please... big huggeroonies, Jack xoxoxox
Loving Iii Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 7:01 PM
dont you mean john ritter? was he the one that died... just a reminder that some of us do die young.
Dietrich Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 5:15 PM
This one is sure different for you!! I like it ,except the first and last lines are a wee bit long on the syllables. I didn't know what hitter was until I got halfway through this one. haha. I remember i didn't use to know WC either!!
May Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 1:15 PM
nice one .....best wishes in the contest
Kendrick Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 5:33 AM
Winner for sure..Sara
Mehta Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 5:13 AM
hahahah, very very funny, deb
Anglesey Avatar
August 25, 2013 at 8:01 PM
Wildly funny! Love the bold wit.. smiling big at this one. :)
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