The Constipated Texan

there was a kidder who sat on a *hitter
he pushed long and hard for he was no quitter
but nothing came out
he left with a pout
that gritty old kidder was named Tex Ritter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 2/26/2014 1:24:00 PM
Okay, I was looking through some of your haikus and this caught my eye....ha..mercy, that's funny.
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Date: 8/29/2013 7:11:00 PM
This one made me smile. I like your sense of humor.
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Date: 8/28/2013 9:34:00 AM
Lol....good one Debbie! Hugs
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Date: 8/26/2013 8:06:00 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! Loved it and the name Tex Ritter brought back some great memories Miss Guzzi! More like that please... big huggeroonies, Jack xoxoxox
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Date: 8/26/2013 7:01:00 PM
dont you mean john ritter? was he the one that died... just a reminder that some of us do die young.
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Date: 8/26/2013 5:15:00 PM
This one is sure different for you!! I like it ,except the first and last lines are a wee bit long on the syllables. I didn't know what hitter was until I got halfway through this one. haha. I remember i didn't use to know WC either!!
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Date: 8/26/2013 1:15:00 PM
nice one .....best wishes in the contest
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Date: 8/26/2013 5:33:00 AM
Winner for sure..Sara
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Date: 8/26/2013 5:13:00 AM
hahahah, very very funny, deb
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Date: 8/25/2013 8:01:00 PM
Wildly funny! Love the bold wit.. smiling big at this one. :)
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