Girlfriend Confusion Poems

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Do you love me
Do I even care
Care enough to find out
Care because I should
Should I ask you
Should you respond
Respond to my question
Respond with the truth
Truth...

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oh such sweet love I never knew
      that summer weaved in 'forty-two
        ...

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Now Buxton is the place to stay when hiking in “the Dales”,
But your schedule’s shot to pieces if you’re troubled by strong gales,
On a campsite...

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...Now somehow she went to college,
though admittedly just a state school,
she was quite right from programming,
and like most she came out a fool.
Started talking of...

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Kelogb 6-7-6

Before time; let us flex, 
Have nice time and enjoy sex. 
Faith is not that  complex.....

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A mother pays a dinner visit to her son.
He was living with a female roommate.
Mom spotted anything over supper.
Her son's roommate was a stunning lover.
She...

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Time never wasted
                      ...

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I can't do it anymore babe
You had your chances and now they are gone babe
You got to know I wish you well babe
Sure we tried!...

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Ma boatie sailed ower the mist covered sea,
I searched an sought for your hidden shore,
Shrouded in mist frae ma searching eye.
You left in a red...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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The wall paper looks dull now
past present and future 
I question them all
how and why
all that plagues my mind
I wish the walls would fall
and leave...

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Your beautifully bright like a summers day
the joy you bring makes me float away
into the clouds which bring the rain 
in your violence and rage
you...

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His habit to put his socks on first
Started these shenanigans one day
After a shower, he donned said socks
With one sagging in a nagging way

He should...

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I told them "I stopped"
But I really can't stop, because I know my girlfriend would call the cops
We just lied, But we really can't lie
Because...

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