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His habit to put his socks on first Started these shenanigans one day After a shower, he donned said socks With one sagging in a nagging way He should have bent over to get it For raising his foot was not smart It got caught in his gold necklace A gift from which he, would not part Nude but for socks, (one still sagging) He hopped from the bath to the hall Then he heard a knock on his door His girlfriend early, without a call? He thought, "I told her no need to knock" With a hop, he said "come in dear!" And yelled "lord!", when he hopped on a tack Then fell, which was his worst fear! Landing on his back with a foot up, Moaning, "I'm in need of an assist!" Mortified, when his pastor walked in Who said, "What kind of lewdness is this?" "Lord help me understand this lesson.", The preacher said under his breath Dutifully helping the fellow An affair they both took to their death!

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Date: 9/6/2019 7:35:00 AM
Thanks for the laughs this morning. Do drop by for a visit.
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Date: 9/6/2019 5:32:00 PM
Absolutely!!.........pat
Date: 8/30/2019 5:33:00 PM
The secret's out!! Yikes!! I'll keep it to myself... Lol.
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Date: 8/30/2019 5:56:00 PM
Well, that's good to know!.....80)
Date: 8/18/2019 1:58:00 PM
LOL! Hilarious! Fave
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Date: 8/19/2019 2:51:00 PM
Thank you so much Kim! Hope it brought you a smile!.........80)
Date: 8/16/2019 4:45:00 PM
This sounds like something out of Monty Python to me, for some reason- very clever, Pat!
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Date: 8/18/2019 9:18:00 AM
Wow, thanks a lot. They are one of my all time favorite comedy troupes. Fire sign theatre was another. I guess I'm just another bozo on the bus!!!................pat
Date: 8/16/2019 10:15:00 AM
You have such a merry heart - turning the daily foolishness into fun!
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Date: 8/18/2019 9:14:00 AM
Thanks SW, I guess all this weird stuff in my head has to go somewhere!....have a good one.....pat
Date: 8/16/2019 1:23:00 AM
G'day Pat … this should have gone into the show called - some mother's do 'ave 'em - it's a perfect fit, and by the way, I got a giggle out of your verse - thanks Pat - Lindsay
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Date: 8/16/2019 7:07:00 AM
Glad you liked it Lindsay. You must be a night owl huh?...............80)