Not His Day

His habit to put his socks on first Started these shenanigans one day After a shower, he donned said socks With one sagging in a nagging way He should have bent over to get it For raising his foot was not smart It got caught in his gold necklace A gift from which he, would not part Nude but for socks, (one still sagging) He hopped from the bath to the hall Then he heard a knock on his door His girlfriend early, without a call? He thought, "I told her no need to knock" With a hop, he said "come in dear!" And yelled "lord!", when he hopped on a tack Then fell, which was his worst fear! Landing on his back with a foot up, Moaning, "I'm in need of an assist!" Mortified, when his pastor walked in Who said, "What kind of lewdness is this?" "Lord help me understand this lesson.", The preacher said under his breath Dutifully helping the fellow An affair they both took to their death!