Woman Clothes Poems

It's was snowing like crazy
my woman and I were alone
somebody rung our number
calling me on the phone
my woman answered the call
started that Hello trip
gabbing bout...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!

I...

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There he sits that monstrous hypocrite. There he dwells as I wash these dishes, his dishes. There he slouches, watching his games, his news, his...

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It is fast becoming rampant,
The whole thing: perfect irritant:
Baring screened-off contents of pants
Guilty:  old dames and debutantes
And these pants are exorbitant,
Uncomplaining buyer brilliant!

Freedom continues...

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Never advisable to be naked! 
       Unfolding ability to assume changes
       Depict funeral...

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A fiercely tight as light garment
You won't spare cruel comment;
To put it on a self torment,
To take it off: you shall lament.

Garment's troubles wearers foment
And...

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Come to a place
Where the lights stay on
Till the sun breaks through 
The moon's blinding glow 

Lanterns are floating
Crowds are a flock
As stalls start opening
All...

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Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau...

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Should a woman put on trousers?
Yep: ones that don’t men make browsers:
That let Top Secrets remain secret;
Documents eyes should not just meet:
Trousers that won’t hatch...

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I'm a button on her blouse
       roundabout chest-high

     Today she cursed because I burst
 ...

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Halala in Chaklala what do you think malala?
If a woman is have an extramarital affair or feeling for another man.
Woman If you think that man...

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Sunglass a string'd white cotton shirt
His long straight black hair caught
Her attention. She marveled at his
brown tan leather pants that were
perfectly matched with his white
Leather...

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said to debut .
The American All-Pro Division Champion
to bring both Title and Nine contenders to
The  World Of Wrestling league.
He will defend against "Company Prize"
and...

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She neither valued or appreciated his
love for her. She saw it as a means and opportunity.
Keeping a lot of men at her disposal were she...

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