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Clooney Poems

on my own

because
              we don't need anyone to be with us at that moment,
because
            it is so intimate,
too intimate,

only

maybe
            we”ll need some

Categories: clooney, 11th grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Other

Silver Bells By Rosemary Clooney

Silver bells by Rosemary Clooney
My favorite Christmas song
Ring-A-Ling, hear them sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day

There is such a prance and dance to it
It is lively and fun, 
Kid-friendly
Portraying happy people

The rhymes are easy to remember
There is a pizzazz to it
I sang it as a child,
It always made Christmas seem
like she was right around the

Categories: clooney, christmas, music,
Form: Free verse

The Next Clooney

The time has arrived my good friends
To great heights of stardom, I ascend
The role I have chosen
In the films of motion
A sex idol, the next Clooney I contend


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: clooney, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Shattered Dreams - George Clooney

I heard it on the news today
All my dreams have been blown away

I’m sitting here now in my bra and knickers
With a bottle of gin and family pack of Snickers

Oh no it’s such a sad depressing day
George Clooney’s getting wed today

Oh those eyes so dark brown and sultry
And with his hair turning grey mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guess lots

Categories: clooney, depression, fantasy,
Form: Couplet

Mickey Rooney Or George Clooney

Mickey Rooney or George Clooney

In movies, there is always a grim them;
What women like looking at is a trim him;
You know, the darling, handsome one
Who thinks that he is a Don Juan.

Now really, very showy is what you are
And a raising star which is the best by far;
Also, could be things that are God-forsaken
Like when

Categories: clooney, holocaust, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Watching George Clooney

Three people on the sofa, 
Watching a film.

Daughter (28)
“I don’t go much for him myself …”

Mum (59)
“You don’t??
What’s up with you???”

Daughter’s partner (40)
“hngh, hngh, hngh!”



15 seconds, plus typing … 
Not a serious contender, just a bit of light relief!

Categories: clooney, family, funny
Form: Light Verse