Jan Allison Poet Couplet

Shattered Dreams - George Clooney

I heard it on the news today
All my dreams have been blown away

I’m sitting here now in my bra and knickers
With a bottle of gin and family pack of Snickers

Oh no it’s such a sad depressing day
George Clooney’s getting wed today

Oh those eyes so dark brown and sultry
And with his hair turning grey mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guess lots of ladies are in mourning
They missed their chance now reality is dawning…

All across the land ladies are wishing
It was with him that they were kissing

Now if only I was ten years younger - twenty is nearer the mark
If I plaster myself in make up and went somewhere that’s dark

If only I was tall and slim 
I could have had a chance with him

So guys if its chocolate your lady is craving
Buy her the biggest box it will stop her raving

Make sure you give her lots of attention
And George Clooney’s name you must NEVER mention

Jan Allison
27th September 2014

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Gordon Mcconnell October 3, 2014 at 8:16 AM good fun piece Jan, really nicely done. you wouldn't have known what to do with his money anyway!! and never know he may come to iom one day just drop in to say hello with his lovely wife!! Have great day, Gordon Jan Allison October 3, 2014 at 8:18 AM LOL Gordon - am not interested in his money LOL I just have a thing for greying men:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Jack Horne September 29, 2014 at 11:05 AM LMAO, thanks for a good laugh - love your sense of humour Jan Allison September 29, 2014 at 11:08 AM Thanks Jack - I am glad I made you laugh - I do try and write with humour whenever possible:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Brenda Meier-Hans September 29, 2014 at 9:36 AM Bahaha, Jan you are killing me. As soon as I read the title I knew I was in for a laugh. How true this is. Jan Allison September 29, 2014 at 10:28 AM You are getting to know me well Brenda ***blushes*** glad I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser September 29, 2014 at 7:47 AM Hahahahah :) cute write Jan I like the line with chocolates and plaster..:) hahahha. You really know how to make someone laugh..:) maybe it's a fun be with you..:) Jan Allison September 29, 2014 at 10:27 AM Thanks as ever Olive:-) hugs Jan xxx

Nette Onclaud September 29, 2014 at 6:25 AM I commiserate with you, jan, lol.. I was devastated when my past boyfriend, brad pitt tied the knot with angie... sigh, sigh!.. love the mood o your piece!.. hugggs Jan Allison September 29, 2014 at 7:34 AM Thanks Nette i was in need of writing something humerous:-) hugs Jan xxx

Liam Mcdaid September 29, 2014 at 4:00 AM smiling very beautifully penned piece Jan Allison September 29, 2014 at 7:34 AM Thanks Liam:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser September 28, 2014 at 4:40 PM Two Syllables = PRICELESS. ( Anything else in brackets is written in invisible ink, and it doesn't exist, cause she'll be mourning in the morning ) Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 4:43 PM LOL James glad you enjoyed my silly poem - your comment has lifted my spirits thank you so much:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Callus September 28, 2014 at 2:15 PM Entertaining and witty write, Jan. Held on to this comment and made sure he was married before posting....could never tell!! Hugs // paul Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 2:40 PM LOl Paul:-) Hugs jan xxx

Jack Ellison September 28, 2014 at 11:48 AM LMAO Loved it! You are I are cut from the same cloth, dear sister! Good fun... your loving brother, Jack XXX Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 2:40 PM ( * )( * ) ( Y ) hugs jan xxx Jack Ellison September 28, 2014 at 11:55 AM Tried to ignore the image of you in a bra and knickers... at my age I must be careful!!!! Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 11:52 AM to be honest Jack i was waiting for a comment from someone about my 'attire' or lack of it lol:-) hugs Jan xxx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 28, 2014 at 5:19 AM U hv a great sense of humour Jan! Love it dear! Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 6:05 AM Thanks Dr Sharma I do try and write with humour whenever possible:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Richard Lamoureux September 28, 2014 at 2:51 AM Ha ha, this is a fun one Jan. Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 3:07 AM Thanks Richard:-) I do try and write with humour whenever I can:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich September 27, 2014 at 10:46 PM So glad I checked in and saw your latest write, Jan. I love this kind of humor. He is one of my fave guys in Hollywood too. Also I love Tom CRuise's looks, don't know about his personality. ahhaha.(his religion has to scare off a lot of the ladies) Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 3:06 AM Thanks Andrea - I do try and entertain in my writes whenever possible - Tom cruise - oh no too smooth for my liking and as for the religion - I think hes a bit of a fruit cake LOL hugs Jan xxx

Vera Duggan September 27, 2014 at 8:16 PM Oh sooooooooooo funny Jan, yes he wasn't bad looking but not my cup of tea, but I really do love the comical poems that you write, they really put a smile on my face, take care my dear friend...........Vera........... Jan Allison September 28, 2014 at 3:03 AM Thanks Vera I do try to put humour in as many poems as I can:-) hugs jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne September 27, 2014 at 4:28 PM the truth is I look exactly like George Clooney...in a dark alley from 500 feet away.Actually I love this write so I am going to fav this one too. Jan Allison September 27, 2014 at 4:34 PM Gosh you and Tim both looking like Mr Clooney - and I'm hoping my cyber hubby Darren is cultivating his grey hair for when he gets back - surprised hes got any left having been married to me and having two babies in quick succession - he ho a girl can dream:-) hugs Jan xxx

Gary Dye September 27, 2014 at 2:12 PM Awesome-It should if only they were all here be a Beatles Song-moving excellent poem thank and Bless You Jan Allison September 27, 2014 at 2:55 PM Thanks for the lovely comment:-) hugs Jan xxx

Sebastian Aaron Baez September 27, 2014 at 1:50 PM I know the feeling Jan. If only I was skinny, stopped eating M&Ms and didn't have to make love in the dark. I would be out there looking for the my female version of George Clooney! :) Jan Allison September 27, 2014 at 2:54 PM LOl Sebastian:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith September 27, 2014 at 1:15 PM I just got back from the court house and guess what?.....I changed my name to George Clooney...so you still have a shot at him :).... BTW....I Love Snickers....hugs Tim Jan Allison September 27, 2014 at 2:53 PM ***blushes*** you have made my day George:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Eileen Manassian September 27, 2014 at 12:45 PM Oh sweetie! He is marrying a Lebanese as well! :( SO sorry!!! Hey Pierce is still around....course he's already married. He's my ideal of an ideal man. Love him more than George. He's got BLUE eyes! ;) Lovely poem, Jan.....That grey hair...Gets us every time! Jan Allison September 27, 2014 at 12:46 PM ooh yes Eileen Pierce now hes going grey mmmmmmmmmm - hey we can dream of theose greying men can't we:-) Hugs Jan xxx