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Food Clerihew Poems

These Food Clerihew poems are examples of Clerihew poems about Food. These are the best examples of Clerihew Food poems written by international poets.

J R R Tolkien

The amazing linguist J. R. R. Tolkien -
On creating an immersive Middle Earth he was keen.
Being short, loving good food, and smoking a pipe,
he considered...

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Categories: writing,

Instant Noodles

Momofuku
what did you do
took a dried noodle
and made a caboodle

a country in famine
you took time to examine
and created fast food
to feed the whole brood...

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Categories: food, hero, history, people,

Garfield and Jon

Garfield and Jon,                                             ...

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Categories: best friend, cat, food,

Lord Rupert Davy

Lord Rupert Davy
despised lumpy gravy
His cook used a strainer
it was a no brainer!

02/19/21...

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Categories: food, humorous,

My Daddy

My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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Categories: dad, giving, homework, money,

Feline Frolics




       Irene, dear cat
       Ate a fat rat
     ...

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Categories: cat, fish, food, humor,

Clerihew Au Jus

Poetic delicacies,

Chilled haiku sake,

Sautéed clerihew au jus,

Free-range limericks

baked to perfection,

Footle fries,

Yum!




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October 17, 2019
F F I series finale
Brian Strand, sponsor

Bon Appétit !


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Poetry notes:
10/17/2019

Poetry form:  Epulaeryu...

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Categories: clerihew, food, fun, happy, poetry,

Mr Rudy Giulani

Mr. Rudy Giuliani
In New York piles high the hot pastrami
   
  Testifying before Washingtonian swamis
  He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami...

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Categories: food, new york, silly,

Civil War's Prelude

Nicolas Maduro's life's so rough
Gorging himself at the public trough
   While fellow Venezuelans have no food
   Situation dire -- civil war's...

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Categories: change, death, food, war,

Colonel Harland David Sanders

Colonel Harland David Sanders
To people's palates he panders
KFC sell great fried chicken
So good, it’s really finger lickin!

Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania...

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Categories: business, food, fun,

Presidential 'Foodie'

Ronald Reagan in his prime
Was a foodie, way ahead of his time
   Though others thought it 'kvetch-able'
   He daringly labeled ketchup,...

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Categories: food, leadership,

Louis and Marie

French King Louis XVI placed his love bet
On teenage queen Marie Antoinette
Sadly, it is said, though she deserted his bed 
For frivolous Marie, Louis lost...

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Categories: death, food, love,

Colonel Harland Sanders

COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS
BY James Edward Lee Sr.


COLONEL HARLAND SANDERSMade seasoned pressured-fried chicken
Made in his restaurant original or crispy
Served with a bisket and not Dunkin Donuts

12/05/17...

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Categories: appreciation, food,

Nigella Lawson - a Tribute To a Major Appliance - Poetry Contest

Nigella Lawson
Her food my source of inspiration
Cooking up a storm of exotic tastes
A master chef on the hot plates


09-13-2015...

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Categories: food,

Henry the Eighth

Henry the Eighth
Ate far too much in palaces
Oh dear for the deer in
A park.




9/10/2015...

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Categories: food,