Cat Clerihew Poems

Adriaen von Utrecht
loved to paint his pet
A large Still life wit h Dog&cat
upon his easel often sat...

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Carly Simon

Songstress, big hair, and a huge smile
Cheshire cat teeth you can see across the Nile

You’re So Vain—Just might be about Jagger
Love her—Itsy-Bitsy Spider—and all...

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Still Life * a genre of Nicolas Maes
on below stairs utensils did gaze
He loved using ciarosuro
so in soft focus ever did glow

*https://www.maesfinepaintings.com/showimagebig.cfm?cat=2748&the_start=17&subcat=0...

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Officer Dibble
    Always will quibble
    Whatever Top Cat does.
    But it's Top Cat who gets the...

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Phoebe Buffay 
Plays her guitar every day
She often sings ‘Smelly cat’
Sadly her voice is very flat

Ross Geller
Is quite a nerdy feller
He said Rachel’s name when...

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Tom and Jerry

          Tom
          A shy, hapless...

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Pepe Le Pew
Quest for love he would always pursue
But his over enthusiastic romantic way
Is rejected by a skunk look alike who keeps running away.


Penelope Pussycat
Smothered...

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Tom
The cat is never calm
Being teased by the rogue rat
But life is dull without the brat.

Jerry
The rat is mischievously merry
Ruffling the feline self-control
But in danger...

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Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!

Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!



Cleritoons Poetry...

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Sylvester the Cat,
the lisping schemer, would get smashed flat
by Granny swinging her broom in a rage
when he tried to lunch on her bird in a...

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Sylvester,
a black and white cat court jester;
with a caged bird obsession,
his voice is funny and also his expression !

Tweety,
a yellow bird who teases that...

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Garfield and Jon,                                             ...

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Fred Flintstone
 In Bedrock he was known
 His cat would always put him out
 And for Wilma he would shout

 Barney Rubble
 Was always there...

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       Irene, dear cat
       Ate a fat rat
     ...

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Guaranteed to Blow Your Mind

Farrokh Bulsara a.k.a. Freddie Mercury
British singer, songwriter known universally
Confirmed he had AIDS and then died the next day
His music through Queen...

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