Angst Clerihew Poems

God's rule- Adam chose not to grapple

when Eve made him bite that Red Apple;

doubted life outside Eden would suck!

Well, it did! Now we all remain...

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Vincent Willem van Gogh

Vincent van Gogh—a genius artist par excellence  
As most famously he was known to all,
Whilst mired deep in shades of a...

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Such a conundrum is President Trump.
He wants us to know that he isn't a grump.
If he's addressed with words cruel and bitter,
He'll warm up his...

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Donald Trump

Once reality star

Proffering supremacy is white

While postulating the Alt-Right....

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Granit Xhaka
was aiming just under the bar
what went wrong is logistically moot
but no Gunner will ever be begging he shoot....

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The New York Times
should show an affinity for rhymes
the Leading Paper
encouraging the odd, cantankerous caper....

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Jerry Hall
it's her original husband we older guys recall
once Jagger now Murdoch
much more of this and we should summon Sader Masoch....

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Anna Gunn
who would have guessed she'd succumb
restarted smoking
until then she had wanted to believe he was joking....

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Jorge Mario Bergoglio
as part of his midnight portfolio
denounced the hedonist
that Porsche, you can't seriously say it is missed....

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Once upon a time my dearie, I slept to wake Oh So Cheery.
Before that Raven clearly came, to knock upon my Dragons door.
Dragon took him...

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Orville and Wilbur Wright
Were determined to conquer flight
I'm sure they really had no clue
The stress flying would put us through

...

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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR 
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admittely i am one treasonous cat
and people everywhere had better take note
i ain't no republican nor democrat
and i don't see any reason for phools to...

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Jesse James the Perfect Outlaw 

Jess James,
Rode the wild west in flames,
Some call him a hero outlaw,
His blazing revolver made him a bad criminal

Jesse and...

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Y DO NOT U TURN INTO A FROG, HOP ON A LILI PAD AND FFLOAT 
I am so mother ******g fed up
Fed up with an...

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