Free Cee Democraps and Republicants

admittely i am one treasonous cat and people everywhere had better take note i ain't no republican nor democrat and i don't see any reason for phools to vote listen up people, politics are a plague perceived of by desperate men folks who sold themselves out fora few sheckles or less and i must confess Jefferson and Franklin, quite frankly, were all fu**ed up they dictated this declaration that declared us free to pursue our independence but in the parenthesis they lasciviously limited our liberties then there are those conventions that follow conventions conceived of by phools and i'd appreciate it if someone could explain their rules because conventions are circuitous circuses minus three rings and decorum a most useless and absurd forum they do, however, contain clowns that pour out of tiny little cars and reveal a sick society's scars they are meetings for a faction of felonious freaks who foist phoolishness on phools in places like Philly that are simply silly or elsewhere as they run around willy nilly casting votes akin to a fishing rod aimed at a pitiful pond well there ain't no flounder in Philly or anywhere else as far as i am concerned whilst i have been more than twice burned and methinks the the fishing really stinks while their constituents constitute a confusing array of idiots who idealize con-artists men and women who treat candidates like they are Hollywood stars well if you ask me Jennifer Anniston would make a pretty good prez says me she's got the curves for congress, the sexiness for the senate and tempting t*ts that would make her perfect for a titular head of state now, have i stated my case to your satisfaction? so you can stand in line to vote for one of these assh*les alas as for me i'd rather vote for Jennifer or someone of her kind i'm sick of your Clintons, Bushes and Bobby Doles and take this for the Gospel as preached by the undersigned (c) 2012....PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~