Hilarious Class Poems

I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?

Their beautiful music is a gift...

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- Girl, girl, please one
  piece of bread...!
- Bread, hello, I don't have ... i have caviar
  sturgeon... !
  - Gee, girl,...

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SECOND CLASS POSTMAN
"don't even mention that postman; he is too knackered, apparently"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

Postman delivers 2 parcels, leaves them on the lower...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Ellipse, evolute, vertex and curve,
Humdrum circle or ricochet swerve
Astroids or cusps, arcs or sectors;
What have those got to do with vectors?
Curvature, cone, Cartesian plane…
Oval, deltoid…...

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One time I hired a monkey 
He took notes for me in every class 
I would just be sittin’ there 
My mind a happy blank...

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Okay, time for a chuckle and have I got a good one

Wife Cathie, VP son Scottie and I went to a garage sale on Saturday

Along...

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I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I...

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Courtesy of Marx (albeit Zeppo, Harpo, Groucho, and Chico) 
whose acts brought generations of laughter to Vaudeville and 
then the Silver Screen adlibbed, linkedin, and...

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Baby I want a piece of that Pi
because your curves are unending.

Stop trying to divide our love 
and stop pretending.

Don’t even try to square root...

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Society veiw of beauty 
Beauty lies on the eye 
of the Beholder
They say
Like the society 
Design it own way
Of beauty

Society view of beauty
Too many depression
All...

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Considered to Be a Class B Poem
or a Spaghetti Western One

Before becoming and ending up being broke, Of genius and luck body had a big...

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