Funny Choka Poems

Kinda weird you were.
Some days you were absent but then really funny.
You were like a blank white sheet, every little thing poeple wrote on your...

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She wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!

Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.

She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap...

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Dress De Flor
 
Red Gladiolus
is the flower of August,
fashion fabulous.
A dressmakers dream?
Spaghetti stringed halter top,
and blouson waistline
Made of real flowers?
Fabrics wired to flare-up,
then crimped and...

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My first sleepover
was when I was almost eight,
camping with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.

We lived on a...

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Malevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,

Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,

Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,

Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...

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the mischief makers
can grab us by our heartstrings
through their daring deeds
and their funny ways
delighting us forever
our mischief makers...

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Catch tooth to eat rock
Stomach needs right of life next
No forest to book
No food to cook
The weapon calls for scorched roast
Funny thunder mocks
Rainy autumn chokes
Castrated...

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Remember 

Ding dong ying yong 
Funny days before the 
Festival comes sweets 
Of fruits dress of Rose 
Dishes of fortune like 
Heaven forbid to think...

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she’s a faithful friend
a mentor, a confidant
a trusted teacher
of poetry forms
loyal, loving me for me
with no conditions...

on one occasion
she set aside precious time
to study ALL...

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punk kids sagging pants
no belt needed tonight guys
gonna be a full moon bright
fools showing off jewels
khakis fall past crack of Don
wave of cops demand "PANTS...

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the moon emerges

the clouds linger in limbo

peoples moods begin to change

i am lost for words

my husband begins to bite

i fall victim at full moon





karen croft
what...

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TRANSFORMATION – a weird Choka

Our dear Uncle Claude
He loved us kids    we loved him
He always brought us candy
Called him Santa Claude
Strange thing...

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Woman is precious
Spend love and admiration
Give compassion and loyalty
Cherish the quality time
And your rewards will be endless
She might give you a good tasty meal...

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Why am I waiting?
I’m tired of holding back;
ready to let go;
I will not delay!
I will tell you how I feel!
Maybe tomorrow?...

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Mighty wind blowing
Bringing with him tragedy!
Lines down trees on ground!
Mighty snow falling.
Digging out is hard to do!
Jared shovel that snow!!!!!!!!!...

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