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Chitty Poems - Poems about Chitty

Premium Member The Space of Dreams
...(“Dark Pool of Light Nebula”, 2011, original oil) The Space of Dreams The space of dreams is a mysterious place. Where exactly is it? Some would quickly say Only within the neural nets......

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Categories: chitty, dream, mystery,
Form: Narrative
Miniscule male member doth bend sinister
...Miniscule male member doth bend sinister impossible mission of mine to bare witness whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic describes a bent shaft, particularly when cap locks on first observe......

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Categories: chitty, addiction, appreciation, birth, blessing,
Form: Free verse



Daemons within gray matter of this male run amuck
...Daemons within gray matter of this male run amuck... hence yours truly (me) seeks mental health services without any luck even after reading Scripture from my namesake who exuded pluck afte......

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Categories: chitty, abuse, age, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lies - All Lies
...[Got stuck in traffic today. The car in front of me was… I kid you not… everyone’s favourite flying car!] * Fifty years ago they said the oil would be depleted Long befor......

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Categories: chitty, car, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate Environs
...Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs Meaning the corporeal complex edifice housing these lovely bones, where linkedin logorrhea ably strives to break out in meaningless s......

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Categories: chitty, adventure, age, allusion, analogy,
Form: Rhyme



For the Honour of the Regiment
...It was a desperate situation, Regimental honour at stake, Decision urgently needed As to what actions to take. The Colonel was in paroxysms The RSM was spitting blood The M.O. was overworked ......

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Categories: chitty, humorous, irony, military,
Form: Rhyme
Some Pro's and Con's of Being Connected To Virtual Reality
...Some pro's and con's of being connected to virtual reality Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery or any other contemporary dwarf man regarding countless less well known dwarves (that never got a c......

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Categories: chitty, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Some Pro's and Con's of Being Virtually Connected To Reality Poetic Verses
...Some Pro's and Con's of being Virtually Connected to Reality poetic verses Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery or any other contemporary dwarf man even countless less well known dwarves (that ne......

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Categories: chitty, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Oodles of Google Doodles
...Oodles Of Google Doodles... visually delicious as germane strudels the following cooked years ago courtesy me noggin awash with noodles. Yours truly crafted remaining poem around 27th July ......

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Categories: chitty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Generic Germane Groveling Guy Still Wallows In Weltschmerz
...Yours truly does readily confess the following poem crafted more or less approximately a year ago, when coronavirus (COVID-19) wrought havoc creating global mess when panic against collective te......

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Categories: chitty, 12th grade, america, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme
Generic Germane Guy Wallows In Weltschmerz
...Along luscious green acres banks steep grade (in close proximity to Petticoat Junction) naturemade Perkiomen Valley watershed, verdant landscape displayed yours truly, (a garden variety proto ......

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Categories: chitty, 12th grade, environment, humanity,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs and the Flying Car
...They are on the final stage Of being in their Nascar cage Soon they will leave the Daytona sun And under the lights this car racing contest will be done After putting up with the rain It ......

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Categories: chitty, candy, car, night, race,
Form: Rhyme
While In Deep Sleep Revelation of Matthew Scott Woke
...I surmise yours truly i.e. me a slacker boomer - ye, whereby repose finds me face buried in pillow free and clear of Earthly worry mainly, namely, particularly... lack of legal tender re: mon......

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Categories: chitty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Lovely Hate Crimes Spate Trumpeted Violent Trend
...Lovely hate crimes spate – trumpeted violent trend (posthumous playful note to posterity kith unsealed courtesy yours truly once deceased and cremated.) Whew...so glad tubby gratefully dead but......

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Categories: chitty, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Pretty Witty
...Isn't it ditty, and isn't it a pity To hear their political cries They're not, very witty...and they're not, very pretty All dressed, in their suitcoats and ties Let's all be gritty, and hold......

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Categories: chitty, political,
Form: Rhyme

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