Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs and the Flying Car

They are on the final stage Of being in their Nascar cage Soon they will leave the Daytona sun And under the lights this car racing contest will be done After putting up with the rain It is time to deal with the pit crew game Check the gas and the glass Along with the discount tires needed to go fast Since right on the heels is the Pennzoil shell Who is trying to make all this gel Pushing a little harder on the pedal made things go And Shell Oil was a leader during this east coast happy hour show As many laps and miles went by Everybody seemed to be enjoying this sunshine state ride Kroger might have had a spin and those chocolate candy nuts still wanted to win It was on lap 184 that discount tires found themselves headed for the exit door There four wheels lost control in this event Sending many to the emergency tent. When returned the laps were showing only ten Oscar Meyer still was on top to defend Ketchup and mustard were not needed Only some grueling time of something called competing Down the wire the seventy-seven set off such a fire But nevertheless It was the fed express Who got there working overtime Making sure they were first over the checkered line But the show was not over since there was one last out of control car schtick Performed as a Nascar trick. After finishing the race Oscar Meyer made its case Let’s flip the bun To see if there is any ketchup left when the stunt is done. Up in the air they went Coming down feeling really spent. At this hour it is in God’s hands and he is in charge Of this Nascar star. But all in all, the Daytona meet stayed with in the law Sending the circus to Las Vegas where they are here to gamble money Not the stock car who is there true honey.