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Miniscule male member doth bend sinister impossible mission of mine to bare witness whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic describes a bent shaft, particularly when cap locks on first observed by the missus when we consummated intercourse, though nicht married, cuz the rutting urge overtook both of us 24/7, 365 days year not omitting the leap day, which arose because planet Earth doth circle around the sun within 365 days, 5 hours 48 minutes and forty six seconds to orbit the nearest star, according to NASA, and while that calculation (rounded down established by Nicolaus Copernicus in the 16th century, when he proposed heliocentric model - quite controversial to the church ladies - upending geocentric theory placing the Sun at the center of the solar system, with Earth orbiting around it; his theory was detailed in his book "De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium" published in 1543) to three hundred and sixty five days, we - twenty first century *****sapiens, recognize as a typical year, those nearly 6 extra hours do not conveniently disappear bitta bing bitta bitta bang: I recognize omission of most chitty word choice, but latched on to a song which shares the same name as the movie, a 1968 children's musical adventure film directed by Ken Hughes and produced by Albert R. Broccoli (not necessarily the guy kids wanna blame for their favorite vegetable) starring Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries, Gert Fröbe, Anna Quayle, Benny Hill, James Robertson Justice, Robert Helpmann, Heather Ripley and Adrian Hall driving the innovative idea (credited to Julius Caesar, who introduced it as part of Julian calendar, adding another extra day every four years to more accurately align the calendar after segueing into the Gregorian calendar, a solar calendar used in most parts of the world today based on the Earth's revolution around the sun and named after Pope Gregory XIII introduced in 1582) with the solar year; essentially making him the "inventor" of the leap year added to account for the difference.