Chicken Feed Poems - Poems about Chicken Feed

...Hens were in the spa for the third time that day Farmer Jones was angry, for they now had a weird lay Their eggs were hard-boiled, nothing ready to fry up. We’ll have to throw away that spa he sai......Read the rest...

...Pink and My Buster Browns My egg hatched north of the border, P......Read the rest...

...Can't follow 1040 instructions? Need help claiming all those deductions? Trump knows what you need Is not chicken feed But his lawyers skilled in seductions......Read the rest...

...Rise to the challenge of the new day and don’t let your spirit go astray Rise to the challenge of a new day and always remember to pray Start your day with positive words and force a smile to pleas......Read the rest...

...Talk to me you losers, am I being sent to Coventry, I need more adulation, lip service on tap, so damn hungry, Living off my work, lap dogs you bite the hand that feeds, I want my daily dose,......Read the rest...

...Every friggin day mother hen runs amuck, while all chicken's beady eyes appear awestruck drawing particular agitation, irritation, perturbation... of Punxsutawney (Doctor) Phil (well grounde......Read the rest...

...If chickens have feet, Why run across the street? Do chickens have teeth? And can they eat candy? What do they put in chicken feed anyway? 8/31/19 Written words by......Read the rest...

...The turkey's on Old man Johnson's farm All wised up this year Logging on To Amazon About mid November With Halloween out of the way They were bound to save On the items they would need ......Read the rest...

... They fatten up the grazing cattle, roughly milking the goats and cows Shoveling the pigs their slop, throwing chicken feed to the hens walking about They do the grunt labor, always wi......Read the rest...

...The turkey's on Old man Johnson's farm All wised up this year Logging on To Amazon About mid November With Halloween out of the way They were bound to save On the items they would need ......Read the rest...

...She goosed him to sign the deed, And kept him on chicken feed; Soon he became plump ......Read the rest...

...The Christmas when Santa got Fat Kris Kringle rubbed his belly; he was feeling really hungry indeed Mrs Claus had put him on a diet of what he felt was chicken feed Brussel Sprouts and Lima Be......Read the rest...

...Shouldn't we give thanks to the millions of hens Who provide us with eggs without compensence Just chicken feed I call that greed Give 'em a wee chick, a home with a white picket fence<>...Read the rest...

..."It is the year of the coq" Said Alice from Dallas "Rooster rhymes with booster and gallus with phallus" Ladies, prepare for a goose Grope Meister Trump's on the loose Not one clucking reque......Read the rest...

...The turkey's on Old man Johnson's farm All wised up this year Logging on To Amazon About mid November With Halloween out of the way They were bound to save On the items they would need ......Read the rest...