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Thanksgiving Day Disguise - Holiday Special

The turkey's on Old man Johnson's farm All wised up this year Logging on To Amazon About mid November With Halloween out of the way They were bound to save On the items they would need Which worked out great Cause all they could afford to pay Was in scratched up chicken feed The pigs helped in The ordering As it's a well known fact That being turkey's They're always in a hurry And ain't nobody got time for that They saved up extra seed For quick delivery When you're on the cliffs edge dancing Coming down to it This being life or death There's no need to take chances In the nick of time The package arrived On the day required The fateful day Known to our hero's as shake and bake November 23rd On that morning when Old man Johnson then With ax in hand stepped outside Where he tried to think Had he ever seen So many cows in his life In between the moo's He heard a gobble or two Which in itself is very strange Plus the Amazon bill For umpteenth costume cows He just can't quite explain

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Date: 2/26/2019 7:07:00 PM
Very suspicious, Mike... LOL
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