Humorous Chef Poems
These Humorous Chef poems are examples of Chef poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Chef Humorous poems written by international poets.
The World's Greatest ChefI don my towerin' torque at a jaunty angle when I prepare my cuisine!
Eat yer heart out, Gordon Ramsey; of all the world's chefs I'm...
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chef, food, humorous,
Chef On the GoMy women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes
Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye
Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...
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chef, analogy, appreciation, food, funny,
Pastry ChefThe pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he went to use the latrine
He played in his pants
Which was covered with ants
Then fell into the mixing machine...
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chef, happy, humorous,
The ChefThe pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he had to use the latrine
He played in his pants
He wanted a chance
Then fell into the mixing machine...
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chef, funny, humorous,
Simple ChefLearned to cook
From a book
One pinch here
Scant use there
Here’s the plan
Prepare pan
Coat with flour
Bake one hour
Fill halfway
Don’t delay
So how come
Looks like gum
Hard as grout
Must...
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chef, funny, humor, humorous,
Samantha and Grandpa Cat Chef KingThree o’clock and Grandpa Cat Chef King
Has snagged Samantha and brought her to the ring
She is in training to win dessert eating contest at...
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chef, cat, food, humor, humorous,
Chef Breaks In To Cook Me a PizzaStand back! Get out of the way!
The Master Chef is here to play!
I looked in amazement as the man ran in.
He was wearing a beard...
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chef, food, fun, humor, humorous,
Sophisticated ChefThough I'm not a professional cook as the title might imply,
I can still whip up delectable fare in the blink of an eye.
And to an...
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chef, food, humorous,
Chili BraggartI love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.
I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar...
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chef, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Army Chef - Sergeant SchmoSergeant Schmo was chef in an Army mess.
He excelled in concocting S.O.S.,
But troops preferred M.R.E.s,
...
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chef, food, humorous,
Hot ChefA randy head chef from New Barber
Just couldn’t control his strong ardour
Caught on CCTV
Chef and waitress Marie
Having sex in the kitchen and larder
Poor Marie got...
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chef, humorous, lust, work,
Bad ChefThere once was a bad chef called Phyl
His cooking made customers ill
It sure was the pits
They all got the squits
So none of them would pay...
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chef, food, humorous,
Learner Angry ChefThe angry learner chef
A discerning chap
Leers at how he's going to cook
That special meal he likes
In which pot shall he make his...
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chef, animal, encouraging, food, funny,
My Son Scotty, the Wannabe Chef-YThey've named a new dish of pasta and noodles
After my wannabe chef, makes dough by the oodles
They call it “la scotta”
To try it ya oughtta
Puts...
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chef, humorous,