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Bad Chef

There once was a bad chef called Phyl
His cooking made customers ill
It sure was the pits
They all got the squits
So none of them would pay their bill

03~29~17

foodhumorouslimerick

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Roy Pett

April 1, 2017 at 5:02 AM

Lu-dicrously funny Jan, love it, Roy. :))

Jan Allison

April 9, 2017 at 5:43 PM

lol thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie

March 30, 2017 at 1:15 AM

Oh, It's awful when it happens, but very funny in your witty limerick :-) It's a special talent you have for these. You just make it look easy because of your talent and humour. I appreciate the smiles. thank you :-) lynnxx

Jan Allison

March 30, 2017 at 3:08 AM

I love writing the limerick form and discovered my aunt and uncle both wrote limericks so I guess it must be in my blood - it just took my hubbie's cancer to unleash this hidden creativity:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

March 29, 2017 at 10:13 PM

You have a great sense of humor, Jan, and you are a limerick master. I enjoyed! Blessings, Kim

Jan Allison

March 30, 2017 at 3:05 AM

Aww thanks Kim I do are the limerick form - maybe not a pleasant subject but I do try and find humour in many unpleasant situations:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

March 29, 2017 at 7:41 PM

Nice limerick, Jan :)

Jan Allison

March 30, 2017 at 3:05 AM

Thanks Agnes:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

March 29, 2017 at 5:33 PM

Oh Jan....the squits, eh? Well well. I wouldn't pay the bill either. HA HA! Hugs, sweetie

Jan Allison

March 29, 2017 at 5:41 PM

I got food poisoning on my honeymoon and the journey home after we got off the boat was absolutely horrendous - thankfully hubby was fine and able to look after me:-( hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

March 29, 2017 at 5:32 PM

I once had the squits from some con artist chef serving bad soup.

Jan Allison

March 29, 2017 at 5:42 PM

That's awful Tim it can leave a nasty taste in your mouth in more than one way:-( Got food poisoning on my honeymoon that was a horrendous experience:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 29, 2017 at 5:23 PM

Awesome as always, my friend!

Jan Allison

March 29, 2017 at 5:43 PM

I do love the humour in the limerick form but in reality food poisoning is a horrid thing to happen:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

March 29, 2017 at 5:22 PM

Jan, I want all those doors too but since I already get plenty of door 2 and 3 in my life, I go for number one!! Well, more of two would be nice if I lived by my sisters. Now to read your limerick.

Jan Allison

March 29, 2017 at 5:36 PM

Guess i want it all Andrea and those different doors would be great to creep through at different times of the day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

March 29, 2017 at 5:16 PM

Right at dinner time, really Jan??? :) Just kidding. More wonderful poetic humor that causes a belly laugh here...belly laugh. :)

Jan Allison

March 29, 2017 at 5:19 PM

Thankfully it's well past dinner time here lol and I guess food poisoning isn't a laughing matter if it happens to you but you know me and my warped sense of humour :-) hugs jan xx

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