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Bad Chef

There once was a bad chef called Phyl
His cooking made customers ill
It sure was the pits
They all got the squits
So none of them would pay their bill

03~29~17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Roy Pett Date: 4/1/2017 5:02:00 AM Lu-dicrously funny Jan, love it, Roy. :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2017 5:43:00 PM lol thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie Date: 3/30/2017 1:15:00 AM Oh, It's awful when it happens, but very funny in your witty limerick :-) It's a special talent you have for these. You just make it look easy because of your talent and humour. I appreciate the smiles. thank you :-) lynnxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2017 3:08:00 AM I love writing the limerick form and discovered my aunt and uncle both wrote limericks so I guess it must be in my blood - it just took my hubbie's cancer to unleash this hidden creativity:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman Date: 3/29/2017 10:13:00 PM You have a great sense of humor, Jan, and you are a limerick master. I enjoyed! Blessings, Kim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2017 3:05:00 AM Aww thanks Kim I do are the limerick form - maybe not a pleasant subject but I do try and find humour in many unpleasant situations:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe Date: 3/29/2017 7:41:00 PM Nice limerick, Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2017 3:05:00 AM Thanks Agnes:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 3/29/2017 5:33:00 PM Oh Jan....the squits, eh? Well well. I wouldn't pay the bill either. HA HA! Hugs, sweetie Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2017 5:41:00 PM I got food poisoning on my honeymoon and the journey home after we got off the boat was absolutely horrendous - thankfully hubby was fine and able to look after me:-( hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/29/2017 5:32:00 PM I once had the squits from some con artist chef serving bad soup. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2017 5:42:00 PM That's awful Tim it can leave a nasty taste in your mouth in more than one way:-( Got food poisoning on my honeymoon that was a horrendous experience:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/29/2017 5:23:00 PM Awesome as always, my friend! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2017 5:43:00 PM I do love the humour in the limerick form but in reality food poisoning is a horrid thing to happen:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/29/2017 5:22:00 PM Jan, I want all those doors too but since I already get plenty of door 2 and 3 in my life, I go for number one!! Well, more of two would be nice if I lived by my sisters. Now to read your limerick. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2017 5:36:00 PM Guess i want it all Andrea and those different doors would be great to creep through at different times of the day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green Date: 3/29/2017 5:16:00 PM Right at dinner time, really Jan??? :) Just kidding. More wonderful poetic humor that causes a belly laugh here...belly laugh. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/29/2017 5:19:00 PM Thankfully it's well past dinner time here lol and I guess food poisoning isn't a laughing matter if it happens to you but you know me and my warped sense of humour :-) hugs jan xx