Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Hot Chef

A randy head chef from New Barber
Just couldn’t control his strong ardour
Caught on CCTV
Chef and waitress Marie
Having sex in the kitchen and larder

Poor Marie got in very hot water
(As she was the owner’s young daughter)
Getting flat on her back
It got Marie the sack
For doing something that she aughter!


10/2/18

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Paul Callus October 8, 2018 at 5:32 PM A hilarious double Limerick, Jan:) CCTV is a fun spoiler! Hugs // paul Jan Allison October 8, 2018 at 5:39 PM lol thanks Paul - you can imagine it finding its way onto you tube - thankfully its a fiction poem,:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos October 3, 2018 at 2:01 AM Hi Queen of limericks! As usual hilarious! LOL,LOL. xoxo, Jennifer. Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:29 AM Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 2, 2018 at 4:20 PM Marie in the sack sounds like a winner to me! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:29 AM LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 2, 2018 at 2:54 PM hilarious, jan! i love this one... Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:28 AM Thanks Ilene I love the form it only took a few minutes to write both poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 2, 2018 at 2:05 PM - :))) ... a gem, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:28 AM Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham October 2, 2018 at 9:34 AM Haha no wonder the patron's had to wait ages for their food . Good one Jan . Tom. Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:27 AM ha ha ha love it Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless October 2, 2018 at 9:23 AM ...now that's an appetizer!!!!! Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 2:27 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx