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The World's Greatest Chef

I don my towerin' torque at a jaunty angle when I prepare my cuisine!
Eat yer heart out, Gordon Ramsey; of all the world's chefs I'm the dean!
I can whip up a delectable repast in a trice from a can of pickled spam!
I've appointed myself the world's greatest chef - that I am, that I am!

Ain't nothin' better'n my ravioli heated from a can of Chef-Boy-Ardee,
Or a tasty frozen pie or cake defrosted in my microwave from Sara Lee!
Why, I can heat up a canned ham quicker'n Emeril Lagasse can utter "bam"!
I'll say it agin, I'm the world's greatest chef - that I am, that I am!

Try my tasty Eggo waffles or pancakes that I forge in my toaster,
Or the magnificent stews that I concoct from Dinty Moore in my roaster!
People rave about my sandwiches of Skippy peanut butter and Smucker's jam!
Are you convinced I'm the world's greatest chef? I think I am, I think I am!

I learned the art of grillin' hot dogs at French culinary ecole Le Cordon Bleu,
And it was there I cultivated my skill fer broilin' burgers on the barbecue!
I invite you to try a bowl of my delicious Campbell's New England clam!
I'll repeat it agin, I'm the world's greatest chef (or at least I think I am)!

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2021

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Joe Dimino Date: 9/10/2021 11:36:00 AM I agree, you are! Laughter the best food for the soul. Very funny, and uplifting. Bravo! Login to Reply

Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 9/6/2021 4:56:00 PM Thank you so much, Elena. Glad you enjoyed. Am anxious to see more of your writes! Bob H Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 9/6/2021 6:03:00 PM OK, Bob..will try to write. Am busy working and stuff...that eats my time...thanx... Elena .....

Elena Eagle Date: 9/4/2021 10:48:00 AM Bob - what a creative, fun poem. I so enjoyed it for my morning reading! Thank you. Login to Reply

Panagiota Romios Date: 9/1/2021 12:18:00 PM Great verses, Bob. I will be flying over to chow down your grillins! All sound good to me. Yummy! Fun, fun poem, Panagiota.. Funny, lunch just arrived.);) Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 9/1/2021 12:22:00 PM Love the poem and how you explained your grillins’ Canned, frozen, alll good with me. Sorry for my late response 9/1 Panagiota.

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/31/2021 12:03:00 AM Lol what times dinner,? Hope you're well Bob. Tom Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 8/31/2021 5:47:00 PM Come over, Tom, - Surely I can find a can of something or other to satisfy our appetites. Best to you - Bob

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/30/2021 6:48:00 PM G'day Bob ... you've hit the nail on the head. Why eat stuff that doesn't suit you. I admit I had a chuckle while I drooled over your recipes - thank you Bob - Lindsay Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 8/31/2021 5:46:00 PM Glad you had a chuckle, Lindsay, at my foolishness. Without cans, cartons and bags of grub I'd probably starve to death! Good on you, Mate! Bob

Jan Allison Date: 8/30/2021 3:17:00 PM thanks for the smile bob I certainly needed a giggle, do they still sell Sara Lee - used to love their choc cakes and not seen them in the longest time:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 8/30/2021 4:55:00 PM Thank you, Jan. Glad it gave you a smile. Yep, Sara Lee still available here in the colonies.